Week 2 · 2025–26 season
Commanders
L 18-27 at Packers · Sep 11, 2025
Misery Index · Miserable
Commanders fans roasting the playcalling, the Ekeler usage, and their own decision to watch Thursday night football.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
T.Kraft's 57-yard catch on Green Bay's opening drive set the tone, and M.Parsons spent the rest of the night living in the backfield, splitting a third-quarter sack on J.Daniels that effectively ended any rhythm Washington tried to build. T.McLaurin's late grab inside the GB 20 was the brief flicker, but the game plan never came into focus. The concern isn't the loss — it's that the offense looked allergic to a plan.
What fans said
“Cowboys are fucking stupid for trading away Parsons. He basically won the Packers the game tonight by himself.”
u/Osackpo▲ 146rage
“If the game plan was to be entirely mysterious and create confusion on what exactly the game plan was, then we succeeded.”
u/medicaustik▲ 245frustration
“him overusing Ekler like a bruiser RB1 is malpractice. Plain and simple.”
u/Kronologics▲ 36rage
“It's a big party night and the whole NFL world is watching!”
u/Garp74▲ 46joy
“man fuck thursday night football”
u/oioioioiioioioio▲ 136frustration
“Stop giving it to fucking EKELER”
u/SLAPadocious▲ 23rage
14 more
“Quinn better be eating kliffs ass out rn”
u/BubbafromBedfordVA▲ 32rage
“Bill only having 4 carries is coaching malpractice.”
u/dillon-ep▲ 103frustration
“It sucks when you hate your job and this is literally all you've got.”
u/heizenbergbb▲ 31despair
“Holy fuck stop crying down 1 possession in the first quarter”
u/benito-▲ 30rage
“Looks like Deebo was worth that trade.”
u/Syphin33▲ 89pride
“Starting DE injured on a fucking extra point. Fuck this.”
u/mf_duck▲ 17rage
“Jayden Daniels has done irreversible damage to me.”
u/average_schmoe▲ 24despair
“Fuck this officiating crew. They've let Daniels get killed three steps after the throw ALL NIGHT with no flags.”
u/Think__McFly▲ 16rage
“I honestly don’t know if it’s the conservative playcalling, the poor pass protection, or our WRs not getting open, but we just look BAD.”
u/coolprogressive▲ 37frustration
“Getting embarrassed on prime time is not a tradition that i wanted to be brought back.”
u/Hoffeycoffee▲ 23despair
“I fucking hate Thursday night football”
u/Voo_Hots▲ 23rage
“Absolute shit game. But it’s just one game.”
u/go_lobos▲ 153frustration
“Im so glad i dont have to hate him now. What a player.”
u/tommypopz▲ 22joy
“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STOP FUCKING RUNNING IT WITH EKELER”
u/FreezasMonkeyGimp▲ 13rage