Week 18 · 2025–26 season

Commanders

W 24-17 at Eagles · Jan 4, 2026

70

Misery Index · Miserable

Commanders fans cling to the petty joy of ruining Philly's week because the season offered nothing else.

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.

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What happened

A J.Johnson one-yard touchdown scramble and a J.Bates two-yard score off T.Scott's eligible-receiver wrinkle were enough to spoil Philadelphia's afternoon, which is the entire emotional yield of the season packed into sixty minutes. The J.Hunt fumble recovery and earlier interception were the kind of mistakes that would have ended things in October, but a backup T.McKee throwing into J.Reaves' arms evened the ledger. Beating the Eagles was the year. That's the whole sentence.

What fans said

  • “Horrendous fucking season. See you all next year. Fuck the eagles.”

    u/tommypopz▲ 276despair

  • “The Commanders now have 8 months to fix whatever the hell happened this season.”

    u/Terminal_Flatulence▲ 258hope

  • “my favorite team won a football game and eagles fans are sad!”

    u/BroHogRidesAgain▲ 173joy

  • “But since the bum ass bears couldn’t beat the lions we At least stopped the eagles from clinching the 2 seed”

    u/Stunning-Arm-6761▲ 118frustration

  • “Glad the year is over. Basically nothing good happened at any point.”

    u/Burial44▲ 67despair

  • “Fuck em. Fuck your picks. Fuck not wanting to beat your rivals 24/7/365.”

    u/Look_at_the_Kid▲ 54rage

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