Week 16 · 2025–26 season
Commanders
L 18-29 vs Eagles · Dec 20, 2025
Misery Index · Despair
Commanders fans wishing biblical plagues on Philadelphia while the team deflates like a sad balloon.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
The hinge came early in the third when J.Hurts hit D.Goedert for 15 and the score, erasing whatever momentum that missed J.Elliott 52-yarder had gifted Washington. J.Johnson's interception to C.DeJean moments later sealed the tone, and the M.Mariota-to-T.McLaurin 40-yard strike now feels like a footnote from a different game. The quarterback room is the open wound here, and Week 16 didn't offer a single reason to believe otherwise.
What fans said
“May the entire Eagles roster contract explosive diarrhea on the day of their first playoff game.”
u/HereInTheCut▲ 146rage
“pure cowardice. Also, fuck sirianii and those bitch ass eagles”
u/Chiswell123▲ 117rage
“Classless bitch for a classless team”
u/TheBigFreezer▲ 65rage
“Niners fan here. Just came here to say FUCK THE EAGLES & the city shit hole Philadelphia.”
u/eternalgh0st▲ 30rage
“Get Josh Johnson off the team. If we're going to suck, might as well suck with Sam Hartman”
u/VBStrong_67▲ 153frustration
“Im literally done.”
u/ActiveConfiguration▲ 50despair
14 more
“I really hate the fucking Eagles man. May the NFC division curse fall solely upon them for all time from this day forward.”
u/OldTobyGreen▲ 29rage
“He went straight for the legs jfc”
u/IamZeebo▲ 23rage
“the team deflated like a sad balloon.”
u/Mikwelque▲ 211frustration
“Puka was right these refs are fucking terrible”
u/Fredo_in_the_cut▲ 16rage
“Man fuck the refs. We had this game til the refs bailed them out 4 times on that one drive.”
u/FrozenPie21▲ 16rage
“Fire the tackling coach to Mars. No more weak ass training camp amd practices, fucking tackling drills every day, from OTAs to the bye week.”
u/cfcskins▲ 14rage
“Refs are literally the definition of the result of precum”
u/Expensive-Nebula-868▲ 12rage
“Fuck a draft pick I want to beat the Eagles”
u/kickinbull▲ 19rage
“Officials weren't ready? The fuck was he doing daydreaming? Shit stinks.”
u/Cosmic_Perspective-▲ 18rage
“They're 100% getting a 1st round exit”
u/Syphin33▲ 18despair
“You’re throwing in the towel by punting. Protect your fuckin guys after that.”
u/petting2dogsatonce▲ 17rage
“Lattimore would get publicly executed if he did that”
u/tommypopz▲ 12rage
“Hearing the word “redskins” enough to make a grown man cry”
u/hmochoa95▲ 13despair
“Nick Sirianni is just a white trash human being ain't he?”
u/AWalkOn▲ 13rage