Week 16 · 2025–26 season
Commanders
L 18-29 vs Eagles · Dec 20, 2025
Misery Index · Despair
Commanders fans wishing biblical plagues on Philadelphia while the team deflates like a sad balloon.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
The hinge came early in the third when J.Hurts hit D.Goedert for 15 and the score, erasing whatever momentum that missed J.Elliott 52-yarder had gifted Washington. J.Johnson's interception to C.DeJean moments later sealed the tone, and the M.Mariota-to-T.McLaurin 40-yard strike now feels like a footnote from a different game. The quarterback room is the open wound here, and Week 16 didn't offer a single reason to believe otherwise.
What fans said
“the team deflated like a sad balloon.”
u/Mikwelque▲ 211frustration
“Get Josh Johnson off the team. If we're going to suck, might as well suck with Sam Hartman”
u/VBStrong_67▲ 153frustration
“May the entire Eagles roster contract explosive diarrhea on the day of their first playoff game.”
u/HereInTheCut▲ 146rage
“pure cowardice. Also, fuck sirianii and those bitch ass eagles”
u/Chiswell123▲ 117rage
“Classless bitch for a classless team”
u/TheBigFreezer▲ 65rage
“Im literally done.”
u/ActiveConfiguration▲ 50despair
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