Week 16 · 2025–26 season

Commanders

L 18-29 vs Eagles · Dec 20, 2025

88

Misery Index · Despair

Commanders fans wishing biblical plagues on Philadelphia while the team deflates like a sad balloon.

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.

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What happened

The hinge came early in the third when J.Hurts hit D.Goedert for 15 and the score, erasing whatever momentum that missed J.Elliott 52-yarder had gifted Washington. J.Johnson's interception to C.DeJean moments later sealed the tone, and the M.Mariota-to-T.McLaurin 40-yard strike now feels like a footnote from a different game. The quarterback room is the open wound here, and Week 16 didn't offer a single reason to believe otherwise.

What fans said

  • “the team deflated like a sad balloon.”

    u/Mikwelque▲ 211frustration

  • “Get Josh Johnson off the team. If we're going to suck, might as well suck with Sam Hartman”

    u/VBStrong_67▲ 153frustration

  • “May the entire Eagles roster contract explosive diarrhea on the day of their first playoff game.”

    u/HereInTheCut▲ 146rage

  • “pure cowardice. Also, fuck sirianii and those bitch ass eagles”

    u/Chiswell123▲ 117rage

  • “Classless bitch for a classless team”

    u/TheBigFreezer▲ 65rage

  • “Im literally done.”

    u/ActiveConfiguration▲ 50despair

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