Week 9 · 2025–26 season
Seahawks
W 38-14 at Commanders · Nov 2, 2025
Misery Index · Content
Seahawks fans toasting a 38-14 beatdown while side-eyeing Kubiak and waiting for the other cleat to drop.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A 38-14 dismantling that felt decided by the second quarter, with T.Okada's interception of J.Daniels and a B.Pili muffed kickoff turning field position into a rout, capped by the S.Darnold-to-T.Horton 25-yard strike. The offense looked the part and K.Walker churned out chunk runs, but the lingering unease isn't about Sunday — it's the injury tab, with fans already bartering body parts for E.Jones' knee.
What fans said
“Alright guys, I already offered Julian Love my hamstring, who’s giving Ernst Jones their knee?”
u/JJPG_▲ 272joy
“Just lurked over in the commanders sub to see the vibe, and they’re calling for Quinn’s head. After that, I don’t blame them.”
u/DeliverinSigma▲ 116rage
“TORY HORTON TD ALERT”
u/Sweaty_Desert_Balls▲ 28joy
“Demonwari just one handed Deebo”
u/ZealousidealPie6086▲ 24joy
“this is the best day of my life”
u/geraldthecat33▲ 17joy
“Seahawks glazing in prime time???????”
u/CaptainNaCly▲ 36joy
14 more
“THIS TEAM IS A SUPER BOWL CONTENDER!!!! LFG!!!!!”
u/InstructionUsed8407▲ 21joy
“Classic Tory Horton masterclass right there”
u/ToryHortonWorshipper▲ 29joy
“I LOVE IT WE BACK”
u/raycraft_io▲ 19joy
“YOU GET A TOUCHDOWN! YOU GET A TOUCHDOWN! YOU ALL GET A TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!”
u/notn▲ 19joy
“Might be harder for the media and the rest of the country to sleep on us after that absolute shitkicking.”
u/kingoftheposers▲ 45joy
“We got it GOOD in Seattle, friends”
u/NakedButNotAfraid_▲ 27joy
“I've had a shitty day, but this game has put a massive smile on my face.”
u/chinola32▲ 27joy
“We finally have a fucking team yall!! Offense and defense 🥲 lfg”
u/gibby_that_booty▲ 24joy
“Honestly should be 8-0 right now... Kubiak kept trying to get cute with the play calls”
u/F4NT4SYF00TB4LLF4N▲ 71frustration
“We’re kicking ass boys. This is fantastic.”
u/VoiceOfTheSoil40▲ 19joy
“JSN WORKING LATE IN THE ROUTE THAT'S A VET MOVE FROM THE YOUNG MAN HOT DAMN”
u/HeyEverythingIsFine▲ 15joy
“16 for 16, 282 yards, 4 TDs”
u/HardcorePhonography▲ 15joy
“FIRE EVERYONE SEASON OVER”
u/TheHamFalls▲ 15rage
“LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO I fucking love this defense”
u/TheHamFalls▲ 14joy