Week 9 · 2025–26 season

Seahawks

W 38-14 at Commanders · Nov 2, 2025

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Misery Index · Content

Seahawks fans toasting a 38-14 beatdown while side-eyeing Kubiak and waiting for the other cleat to drop.

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.

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What happened

A 38-14 dismantling that felt decided by the second quarter, with T.Okada's interception of J.Daniels and a B.Pili muffed kickoff turning field position into a rout, capped by the S.Darnold-to-T.Horton 25-yard strike. The offense looked the part and K.Walker churned out chunk runs, but the lingering unease isn't about Sunday — it's the injury tab, with fans already bartering body parts for E.Jones' knee.

What fans said

  • “Alright guys, I already offered Julian Love my hamstring, who’s giving Ernst Jones their knee?”

    u/JJPG_▲ 272joy

  • “Just lurked over in the commanders sub to see the vibe, and they’re calling for Quinn’s head. After that, I don’t blame them.”

    u/DeliverinSigma▲ 116rage

  • “Honestly should be 8-0 right now... Kubiak kept trying to get cute with the play calls”

    u/F4NT4SYF00TB4LLF4N▲ 71frustration

  • “Might be harder for the media and the rest of the country to sleep on us after that absolute shitkicking.”

    u/kingoftheposers▲ 45joy

  • “Seahawks glazing in prime time???????”

    u/CaptainNaCly▲ 36joy

  • “Classic Tory Horton masterclass right there”

    u/ToryHortonWorshipper▲ 29joy

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