Week 3 · 2025–26 season
Seahawks
W 44-13 vs Saints · Sep 21, 2025
Misery Index · Content
Seahawks fans toggling between Macdonald worship and rage at CBS for shoving Charlie Kirk into a 44-13 cruise.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
T.Horton's 95-yard punt return touchdown cracked the game open before the offense even got going, and by the time S.Darnold hit J.Smith-Njigba for a 12-yard score the first quarter was effectively the final score. Beating a team Seattle was supposed to beat by 31 is the kind of result that quiets a fanbase without quite convincing it — the question of whether this is real or just New Orleans being New Orleans gets pushed to Week 4.
What fans said
““Can you win a game in the first quarter?” Turns out yes”
u/Go_Hawks12▲ 948joy
“Soundly beating teams you're supposed to beat is such a nice feeling”
u/Slashers23▲ 693joy
“MIKE MACDONALD SAVED THE SEAHAWKS”
u/UnknownBlast▲ 314joy
“The most relaxing game since SB48.”
u/cat127▲ 302joy
“Call it McDonald’s because I’m Loving It”
u/The_Throwback_King▲ 279joy
“I love how he still calls nuke blitzes in garbage time, won't let them have any pride points”
u/DustyFalmouth▲ 165pride
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