Week 1 · 2026–27 season
Eagles
W 24-22 vs Commanders · Sep 13, 2026
Misery Index · Content
Eagles fans toasting Baun and the win while eyeing an O-line that had Hurts running for his life all afternoon.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse. ● biggest swings
What happened
J.Hurts and D.Goedert connected twice for scores, including the 43-yard dagger with six minutes left, and the defense held when J.Daniels' two-point try to J.Bates fell incomplete with a minute to play. A two-point win over Washington is a win, but the interior line drew audible fan ire and Saquon's visible frustration suggests the ground game problems aren't going away on their own.
What fans said
“He’s here. He’s there. He’s every fucking where. Zack Baunnnnn. Zack Baunnnnnn.”
u/Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki▲ 289joy
“Offensive Line Rankings for teams that played at the Linc this weekend: 1. Penn State 2. Washington Commanders 3. Temple 4. Philadelphia Eagles”
@JaretGold♥ 3.0kfrustration
“Hurts played very well for someone who was running for his life on every play”
u/wat_u_doing▲ 216pride
“Winning in the NFL is hard, it's week one against a divisional opponent.”
u/HoS_CaptObvious▲ 166hope
“holy shit these boys are punting”
@IcyVert♥ 2.4kfrustration
“Hurts and Baun showed UP today”
u/mme13▲ 125joy
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What fans posted
The memes and clips Eagles fans shared on X and Reddit. ⚡ means it was posted during a big swing.

Inject it into my veins
u/woah_whats_thatb▲ 1.3kschadenfreude
GIF⚡ swing1-0. A lot to improve on, but no major injuries. #FlyEaglesFly
@RealMamaEagle♥ 1.1ksarcasm

Eagles All-Pro CB Cooper DeJean was TORCHED by Jayden Daniels and the Commanders on Sunday in what was the WORST performance of his career 🔻 Daniels when targeting DeJean: ♦️7/9 PASSING ♦️83 YDS ♦️1 TD ♦️142.1 QBR DeJean allowed FIVE first downs and 30 yards after the catch.
@fballforeverhq♥ 746schadenfreude

The Landon Dickerson lowlight reel from yesterday
u/TimDunkinDonut▲ 821frustration

Shoutout to Jalen Carter’s Fingertips
u/-DocWatson-▲ 804trolling

Commanders vs Eagles
@MakeItR4yne♥ 689sarcasm
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