Week 6 · 2025–26 season
Giants
W 34-17 vs Eagles · Oct 9, 2025
Misery Index · Euphoric
Giants fans cashing in a decade of Eagles-inflicted misery on one primetime beatdown and a Dart kneel-down.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
J.Dart's 20-yard scramble touchdown set the tone in the first quarter, L.Humphrey's 34-yard grab built the cushion, and C.Flott's 68-yard return off the J.Hurts interception in the fourth iced a game that already felt iced. Beating the Eagles at home with a rookie quarterback taking his first victory kneel is the kind of afternoon this fanbase had stopped expecting. Enjoying it is allowed; trusting it is a separate question.
What fans said
“Jaxson Dart got to take his first victory kneel down. At home. Against the fucking Eagles. After putting belt to ass for 60 minutes. Hell yeah.”
u/0freak18▲ 357joy
“I HAVENT BEEN THIS HAPPY ABOUT THE GIANTS SINCE I WAS A LITERAL CHILD.”
u/tstk799▲ 287joy
“To Eagles fans who say that this was our Super Bowl, yes it was. Fuck the Eagles and Philly.”
u/thetripb▲ 454rage
“That win has completely flipped my outlook on this season. I’m so fucking pumped now”
u/jacmrose▲ 202joy
“WE FUCKING WON WHAT THE FUCK LOL”
u/NatAttack50932▲ 108joy
“Thank you, NYG. That fucking ruled. RIP Unc.”
u/BiggeSquidde▲ 170joy
14 more
“I can’t help but smile because I know she was smiling down on us and the G Men.”
u/jeffasaurus▲ 87joy
“Most fun I’ve had watching the Giants in years.”
u/Arnold027▲ 103joy
“We beat the Eagles? By double digits? IN PRIMETIME?!”
u/bigbodyboricua001▲ 102joy
“I legit do not remember the last time I enjoyed a game like that.”
u/ZeljkoBuvac▲ 274joy
“Culture-changing win. That was an absolute beatdown of a team that has just crushed our souls the last decade.”
u/SoManyFlamingos▲ 169pride
“Fuck sequon while we are at it”
u/mineawesomeman▲ 78rage
“#HOLY SHEET THIS POSTGAME IS ICONIC”
u/cuteshortkid96▲ 57joy
“A FUCKING SECOND HALF SHUTOUT!”
u/bluemanfuu▲ 28joy
“That was the most cathartic 3 hours of my life.”
u/dc1999▲ 41joy
“Post game with Dart and Skat was electric”
u/Wooden-Afternoon-724▲ 35joy
“I just get to enjoy that we kicked the fucking Eagles teeth in **and the future looks bright**”
u/Blackjack9w7▲ 93hope
“Saquon really thought tonight was going to be his night. He’s got his little documentary releasing on prime, blah blah blah. Nah, son go back to fucking Philly. It’s our night. Go Big Blue.”
u/Previous_Ice2412▲ 51rage
“Well call the ambulance but not for us baby.”
u/curllyq▲ 32joy
“ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED POST GAME lol”
u/vblade2003▲ 49joy