Week 6 · 2025–26 season

Giants

W 34-17 vs Eagles · Oct 9, 2025

6

Misery Index · Euphoric

Giants fans cashing in a decade of Eagles-inflicted misery on one primetime beatdown and a Dart kneel-down.

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.

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What happened

J.Dart's 20-yard scramble touchdown set the tone in the first quarter, L.Humphrey's 34-yard grab built the cushion, and C.Flott's 68-yard return off the J.Hurts interception in the fourth iced a game that already felt iced. Beating the Eagles at home with a rookie quarterback taking his first victory kneel is the kind of afternoon this fanbase had stopped expecting. Enjoying it is allowed; trusting it is a separate question.

What fans said

  • “To Eagles fans who say that this was our Super Bowl, yes it was. Fuck the Eagles and Philly.”

    u/thetripb▲ 454rage

  • “Jaxson Dart got to take his first victory kneel down. At home. Against the fucking Eagles. After putting belt to ass for 60 minutes. Hell yeah.”

    u/0freak18▲ 357joy

  • “I HAVENT BEEN THIS HAPPY ABOUT THE GIANTS SINCE I WAS A LITERAL CHILD.”

    u/tstk799▲ 287joy

  • “I legit do not remember the last time I enjoyed a game like that.”

    u/ZeljkoBuvac▲ 274joy

  • “That win has completely flipped my outlook on this season. I’m so fucking pumped now”

    u/jacmrose▲ 202joy

  • “Thank you, NYG. That fucking ruled. RIP Unc.”

    u/BiggeSquidde▲ 170joy

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