Week 8 · 2025–26 season
Patriots
W 32-13 vs Browns · Oct 26, 2025
Misery Index · Euphoric
Patriots fans sitting at 6-2 with D.Maye looking like the guy, still waiting for the floor to fall out.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
Five straight, and the 19-point margin papers over a second quarter that could have gone sideways — D.Maye's interception by C.Schwesinger and a M.Garrett sack stalled drives before deep shots to D.Douglas, A.Hooper, and K.Boutte flipped the field. The fanbase is openly Draking now, which is its own kind of tell. The question isn't whether this team is back; it's whether anyone's ready to believe it without flinching.
What fans said
“the defense has been quietly excellent when it really matters”
u/crackdup▲ 521hope
“I’m blown away by how this team has looked so far this season.”
u/thatErraticguy▲ 299joy
“#I AM CURRENTLY DRAKING MY MAYE”
u/Rice-And-Gravy▲ 251joy
“Us already being good again is the funniest storyline in sports”
u/Pete6r▲ 192joy
“WERE FUCKING BACK THE LEAGUE IS FUCKED”
u/G_Wash1776▲ 137joy
“Loved seeing how hyped Diggs was for that TD. It was probably the most emotion he’s showed since the Minnesota Miracle”
u/vacattack▲ 112joy
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