Week 14 · 2025–26 season
Vikings
W 31-0 vs Commanders · Dec 7, 2025
Misery Index · Content
Vikings fans split between defending J.McCarthy's 9-for-9 start and reminding everyone it came against a winless.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A 31-0 shutout with J.McCarthy connecting deep to J.Addison and finding J.Jefferson over the middle, plus an A.Van Ginkel pick-six setup off the T.McLaurin target — about as clean a Sunday as this fanbase has seen in a month. The McCarthy progress is real enough to quiet the tank-for-a-quarterback crowd, at least for a week. Whether one tidy game against a struggling WAS offense actually answers anything is the question nobody seems ready to commit to.
What fans said
“You love to see it. Team looked great.”
u/Touslesceline▲ 297joy
“JJ did exactly what everyone said he had to do. Show progress. Love it.”
u/Glass-Combination-72▲ 87joy
“At the 2 minute warning. Love it”
u/RealBeefGyro▲ 75joy
“Some of you guys are such losers rooting for JJ to not do well or the team to lose.”
u/Holiday-Jackfruit316▲ 37rage
“I’m on team f*ck a draft pick (cause don’t think there’s a top qb this year) so I’ll take any win.”
u/friendswithbillw▲ 90joy
“Begging to lose is some of the most bitch made shit fans can do.”
u/Feathered_Serpent8▲ 31rage
14 more
“JJ has 9 completions for 99 yards and a 9.9 YPA STOP THE COUNT!!!”
u/Jussttjustin▲ 28joy
“Good confidence game for JJMC, tanking is for suckers”
u/Saxon3245▲ 152pride
“JJ is 9/10 for 99 yards. All 9 baby.”
u/DisciplineIsFreed0m▲ 24joy
“I mean, I am a Bro for Brosmer. I’m still Jerkin for JJ. I just root for the Vikings. Skol.”
u/doublea08▲ 61joy
“The most Vikings thing ever. Get shutout then pitch a shutout the following week.”
u/IamAdamThelienAMA▲ 885gallows_humor
“I cannot stand all the comments wishing for the Vikings to lose. Fucking go away if you don’t want to see your team win.”
u/HerbaDerbaSchnerba▲ 27rage
“Fuck all the JJ haters and the endless shit slinging you've done all season because a 22 year old struggled during his first 6 starts in his career.”
u/irishace88▲ 18rage
“Jefferson only having 11 yards 💔”
u/bmcater▲ 40despair
“Get shut out for the first time since 2007 one week. Shut out an opposing team the next week. Skol!”
u/doublea08▲ 24joy
“If Harrison Smith doesn’t make it to the HOF, I will fly to Canton and burn the whole place down. Get him his gold jacket!”
u/GarthVader98▲ 16rage
“Fuck the JJ haters. Go back to your hdiding”
u/irishace88▲ 15rage
“JJettas was all smiles on the sideline though. Big team player”
u/TheGodDMBatman▲ 34joy
“WE ARE THE GREATEST TEAM ON EARTH”
u/madeofmountains▲ 11joy
“Good fucking showing by the kid. I don’t care who it’s against.”
u/Holiday-Jackfruit316▲ 19joy
