Week 11 · 2025–26 season
Dolphins
W 16-13 vs Commanders · Nov 16, 2025
Misery Index · Miserable
Dolphins fans crediting D.Achane for the win, the refs for the heartburn, and the front office for somehow tanking the.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
Survival by way of a M.Gay shank wide right and a M.Sainristil muffed punt recovered by E.Bonner — three points the Dolphins didn't really earn so much as inherit. The O.Gordon touchdown run and M.Mariota's 44-yard scramble exposed a defense that spent the fourth quarter holding on by its fingernails, and the offense's answer was leaning on D.Achane until his legs fell off. Three points decided it. Nobody in this fanbase is sleeping easier.
What fans said
“Shout out to Devon Achane, man is THE Miami Dolphin”
u/ChrisMongrul▲ 358joy
“When in doubt KICK THE FUCKING FIELD GOAL!!!!”
u/Bucser▲ 120rage
“I’ll always remember this win, my 3 year old son sat down and watched the whole game with me and picked up when to cheer and who to cheer for.”
u/FinsTFUp▲ 96joy
“That game took decades off my life”
u/OblivionNA▲ 86despair
“Achane is 90% of this team lmao”
u/Vitex1988▲ 109joy
“Even when we win, it still feels like we lost. Only the Dolphins man”
u/SpaceGhostxSNRS▲ 28despair
14 more
“My boy McDaniel was high all game but fuck yeah”
u/Quickdrawken▲ 44joy
“Team is shit but it will win many meaningless games just to give us a worse draft pick.”
u/JarJar_Banks_the_2nd▲ 76frustration
“That shitty fucking PI call took me out of this game. How are we meant to enjoy this sport if every play there’s a chance everything gets undone for no fucking reason? Over, and OVER. I’m tired, boss.”
u/Corvisdystopia▲ 16rage
“2-0 since the bad man has been fired”
u/brainstorm0694▲ 69joy
“lol our defense was NOT balling.”
u/Dragonfire45▲ 23rage
“Still cannot believe how ass that DPI call was”
u/Jonjon428▲ 20rage
“Miami has the Achanes, the greatest football team”
u/Intelligent-Tip-892▲ 20joy
“100% would be grounding if that was Tua. fucking cheating ass refs”
u/MyTeamsSuck69▲ 12rage
“That should be a fire-able decision. Take the fucking points”
u/Negative-History-110▲ 14rage
“I FUCKING HATEEEEE THIS TEAM”
u/nightim3▲ 10rage
“McDaniel is just begging to be fired”
u/Stormlight_Silver▲ 11rage
“Achane was 165 of 311 (53%) of total offensive yards. He's the team MVP, no question.”
u/Horizons_West▲ 36pride
“Yeah let’s grow the game in the international market by calling a fucking flag every play. NFL is such trash”
u/Owninglegend▲ 14rage
“Thanks, Achane. If we win, he deserves the game ball. He's been the bright spot of this trash team all season.”
u/Horizons_West▲ 14joy