Week 11 · 2025–26 season
Dolphins
W 16-13 vs Commanders · Nov 16, 2025
Misery Index · Miserable
Dolphins fans crediting D.Achane for the win, the refs for the heartburn, and the front office for somehow tanking the.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
Survival by way of a M.Gay shank wide right and a M.Sainristil muffed punt recovered by E.Bonner — three points the Dolphins didn't really earn so much as inherit. The O.Gordon touchdown run and M.Mariota's 44-yard scramble exposed a defense that spent the fourth quarter holding on by its fingernails, and the offense's answer was leaning on D.Achane until his legs fell off. Three points decided it. Nobody in this fanbase is sleeping easier.
What fans said
“Shout out to Devon Achane, man is THE Miami Dolphin”
u/ChrisMongrul▲ 358joy
“When in doubt KICK THE FUCKING FIELD GOAL!!!!”
u/Bucser▲ 120rage
“Achane is 90% of this team lmao”
u/Vitex1988▲ 109joy
“I’ll always remember this win, my 3 year old son sat down and watched the whole game with me and picked up when to cheer and who to cheer for.”
u/FinsTFUp▲ 96joy
“That game took decades off my life”
u/OblivionNA▲ 86despair
“Team is shit but it will win many meaningless games just to give us a worse draft pick.”
u/JarJar_Banks_the_2nd▲ 76frustration
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