Week 9 · 2025–26 season

Texans

L 15-18 vs Broncos · Nov 2, 2025

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Misery Index · Despair

Texans fans have stopped arguing about C.Stroud and started a Nick Caley firing fund after failing twice from the 1.

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.

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What happened

Three points. That's the margin, and it's the kind of margin where every red zone trip replays itself in a fan's head at 2 a.m. C.Stroud's 47-yard strike to D.Schultz down to the DEN 12 should have been the dagger; instead it became Exhibit A in the offense's stalled-at-the-doorstep portfolio. Then B.Nix carved up the defense on the final drive — a 13-yard dart to P.Bryant, a 25-yard scramble — to set up W.Lutz with three seconds left. The play-calling discourse won't quiet down anytime soon.

What fans said

  • “Failing to convert at the 1 in the end zone is a fireable offense. Nick Caley needs to be gone.”

    u/YouKantseeme▲ 321rage

  • “The crowd who wanted to bench CJ and have Mills play football is really quiet about now. Fire Nick Caley please.”

    u/IAmSona▲ 210frustration

  • “Season is over. Best to focus on things that bring you enjoyment instead of watching this team.”

    u/DirtAndShovels▲ 132despair

  • “That is a wrap for the 2025 season. Fire Nick Caley and Caserio immediately.”

    u/WolfPack14▲ 77rage

  • “This franchise is a fucking joke. Fuck this team”

    u/Cheatercheaterbitch▲ 71rage

  • “Nick Caleys trash ass needs to live under 59.”

    u/FutureDoc540▲ 56rage

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