Divisional · 2025–26 season
Texans
L 16-28 at Patriots · Jan 18, 2026
Misery Index · Despair
Texans fans eulogizing a historic defense that C.Stroud's four picks just buried in New England.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
The pick-six to M.Jones in the second quarter — C.Stroud's first of two interceptions on throws intended for X.Hutchinson — flipped a winnable game into a 14-point hole the offense was never built to climb out of. The defense did its part, with A.Al-Shaair recovering two separate Patriots fumbles, but a historic unit can only carry so much weight. The question Houston fans are now done politely asking: how much longer does this quarterback get?
What fans said
“Legendary defensive season wasted by atrocious QB play.”
u/DirtAndShovels▲ 303frustration
“4 interceptions by Stroud is fucking insane”
u/ConfederacyOfDunces_▲ 239frustration
“It is legitimately a curse at this point.”
u/smichican▲ 132despair
“Thanks to CJ Stroud, they won’t go this year.”
u/idontknowpassword▲ 127despair
“This one hurts the most. I don’t think we have ever had what I felt like was a Super Bowl caliber unit until this defense.”
u/HoustonTexan▲ 109despair
“Have to get rid of stroud - simply a disgrace”
u/riptide123▲ 73rage
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