Divisional · 2025–26 season

Texans

L 16-28 at Patriots · Jan 18, 2026

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Misery Index · Despair

Texans fans eulogizing a historic defense that C.Stroud's four picks just buried in New England.

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.

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What happened

The pick-six to M.Jones in the second quarter — C.Stroud's first of two interceptions on throws intended for X.Hutchinson — flipped a winnable game into a 14-point hole the offense was never built to climb out of. The defense did its part, with A.Al-Shaair recovering two separate Patriots fumbles, but a historic unit can only carry so much weight. The question Houston fans are now done politely asking: how much longer does this quarterback get?

What fans said

  • “Legendary defensive season wasted by atrocious QB play.”

    u/DirtAndShovels▲ 303frustration

  • “4 interceptions by Stroud is fucking insane”

    u/ConfederacyOfDunces_▲ 239frustration

  • “It is legitimately a curse at this point.”

    u/smichican▲ 132despair

  • “Thanks to CJ Stroud, they won’t go this year.”

    u/idontknowpassword▲ 127despair

  • “This one hurts the most. I don’t think we have ever had what I felt like was a Super Bowl caliber unit until this defense.”

    u/HoustonTexan▲ 109despair

  • “Have to get rid of stroud - simply a disgrace”

    u/riptide123▲ 73rage

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