Week 2 · 2025–26 season
Texans
L 19-20 vs Buccaneers · Sep 15, 2025
Misery Index · Despair
Texans fans are openly questioning whether Ryans is a head coach or just a DC in a costume.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A blocked punt recovered by J.Watson at the TB 36 and a N.Chubb 25-yard touchdown run gave Houston a fourth-quarter lead it could not protect, as Tampa Bay marched down and let R.White punch it in from two yards out with nine seconds left. The defense created the moment, the offense couldn't bury it, and now the questions about coaching, scheme, and a first-year OC arrive in Week 2 instead of November.
What fans said
“We have the worst offense in the NFL”
u/Ryryhermikens▲ 409despair
“to’oto’o missing that easy sack on baker on 4th down actually crushed my soul”
u/LilBottomText17▲ 263despair
“It's time to have a discussion about a certain Defensive Coordinator cosplaying as a Head Coach and a certain General Manager's 'team building' strategy.”
u/The_Snake_Dick▲ 178frustration
“I really thought 2023 was the beginning of something special”
u/Tisroc447▲ 175despair
“Offense left too many fucking points on the field.”
u/Venator850▲ 155frustration
“This is a deeply unserious franchise with a lot of issues on both sides of the ball.”
u/Sweet_Baby_Cheesus▲ 149frustration
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