Week 2 · 2025–26 season
Texans
L 19-20 vs Buccaneers · Sep 15, 2025
Misery Index · Despair
Texans fans are openly questioning whether Ryans is a head coach or just a DC in a costume.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A blocked punt recovered by J.Watson at the TB 36 and a N.Chubb 25-yard touchdown run gave Houston a fourth-quarter lead it could not protect, as Tampa Bay marched down and let R.White punch it in from two yards out with nine seconds left. The defense created the moment, the offense couldn't bury it, and now the questions about coaching, scheme, and a first-year OC arrive in Week 2 instead of November.
What fans said
“We have the worst offense in the NFL”
u/Ryryhermikens▲ 409despair
“I really thought 2023 was the beginning of something special”
u/Tisroc447▲ 175despair
“Demeco Ryans ONCE AGAIN gets out coached. We ONCE AGAIN are totally undisciplined.”
u/jake112399▲ 126rage
“Tip: NEVER AGAIN HIRE A FUCKING FIRST TIME OC”
u/MyIdiotic_Comment▲ 102rage
“to’oto’o missing that easy sack on baker on 4th down actually crushed my soul”
u/LilBottomText17▲ 263despair
“THIS FRANCHISE IS THE BIGGEST JOKE”
u/jmtsdn▲ 74rage
14 more
“They could maybe stop my grandma, but not both of them”
u/Jesters▲ 57rage
“It's time to have a discussion about a certain Defensive Coordinator cosplaying as a Head Coach and a certain General Manager's 'team building' strategy.”
u/The_Snake_Dick▲ 178frustration
“This is a deeply unserious franchise with a lot of issues on both sides of the ball.”
u/Sweet_Baby_Cheesus▲ 149frustration
“Generational losers. This lousy ass team has benefited from playing in a dumpster tier division for the past 10-12 years.”
u/How_that_convo_went▲ 36rage
“Time to roll some fucking heads.”
u/Cinnabonz▲ 54rage
“Thanks for nothing on my birthday. Fuxk.”
u/Fiix93▲ 50despair
“I'm proud of the stadium booing that shit.”
u/Hubrah▲ 47rage
“We can go 0-17 and dudes still be like oh well we played hard gotta look in the mirror and be better next week”
u/JohnnyWarlord▲ 43despair
“HEY DEMECO I KNOW YOURE TIRED OF TALKING ABOUT THE OFFENSIVE LINE BUT THEY STILL SUCK!!!!!!!”
u/drmstix303▲ 23rage
“FUCKING BULLSHIT ASS REFS MAN, THEY NEVER CALL THE HOLDS ON WAJ BUT THEY ALWAYS CALL GHOST FLAGS AGAINST US.”
u/IAmSona▲ 19rage
“BAD COACHING, BAD PLAYS, BAD PASSES ALL AROUND.”
u/Spaceolympian50▲ 22rage
“Gave me hope only to take it away.”
u/melatonin-pill▲ 55despair
“I don't want any more of this fucking Patriot stink on this franchise.”
u/Dense-Swimming2445▲ 18rage
“Offense left too many fucking points on the field.”
u/Venator850▲ 155frustration