Week 14 · 2025–26 season
Texans
W 20-10 at Chiefs · Dec 7, 2025
Misery Index · Uneasy
Texans fans toasting a Chiefs win they couldn't enjoy, already arguing whether Stroud's second half was real.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
Houston walks out of Arrowhead with a 20-10 win, a five-game streak, and a defense that held P.Mahomes to single digits through three quarters — W.Anderson living in the backfield, J.Pitre picking off the deep ball intended for J.Smith-Schuster. C.Stroud's 46-yard shot to N.Collins set the tone early, and D.Ogunbowale's fourth-quarter score sealed it. The fanbase is somewhere between vindicated and still annoyed at the broadcast, which feels about right for a team nobody's quite ready to trust.
What fans said
“FUCK THE CHIEFS!!!”
u/AndrewBadLuck▲ 246rage
“#Fuck the Chiefs, fuck the refs, fuck Cris Collinsworth! Houston wins!”
u/RidgeRunner99▲ 169rage
“THIS TEAM WENT INTO KANSAS CITY AND THEY KILLED PATRICK MAHOMES AND THE CHIEFS HOPES TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS. THEY GAVE THE CHIEFS THE LOWEST POINTS AT HOME WITH MAHOMES UNDER CENTER, THE DYNASTY IS DEAD.”
u/IAmSona▲ 468pride
“Heavy on the Fuck Cris Collinworth. It was annoying to watch”
u/Moonlisa1081▲ 150rage
“YOUR HOUSTON TEXANS ARE ON A FIVE GAME WIN STREAK AND HAVE BEATEN THE BILLS, RAVENS, AND CHIEFS!”
u/PuzzleheadedMinute92▲ 74joy
“FUCK MAHOMES, FUCK KELCE, FUCK COLLINSWORTH, FUCK TIRICO, FUCK THE REFS, FUCK GOODDELL, TEXANS ARE HERE TO SWARM AND SKULLFUCK THE LEAGUE”
u/HoustonTexan▲ 48rage
14 more
“their streak ends”
u/ItsSwan▲ 136joy
“omg this defense is fucking unreal”
u/BaconYourPardon▲ 73joy
“26 mins of the worst offense I've ever seen.”
u/conkellz▲ 90despair
“Both announcers were glazing the hell out of the Chiefs so I say fuck them both.”
u/NoirSon▲ 48rage
“The doomers and Mills Morons have been found guilty of treason and have been sentenced to imminent launch into the black hole.”
u/HawnkyGonnaHawnk▲ 75joy
“We FINALLY put down the Big Bad. Wasn't pretty, but fuck it. That's our identity. Won't be sexy, but we are going to **FUCK YOU UP**”
u/The_Snake_Dick▲ 94pride
“Me every time the camera zooms in on Mahomes and he looks like he's about to fucking cry”
u/TheMaddestWanker▲ 169joy
“Thank you Houston. We were all bandwagoning you for tonight.”
u/Kck41103▲ 106joy
“Our fan base is the fucking worst. Stroud balls out in the first half, second half Chris Jones is in his face every play, he overthrows twice, and all of a sudden he’s garbage. Wow.”
u/SloanePetersonIsBae▲ 31rage
“this defense is so special, we legit can win a super bowl. offense needs to keep doing just enough”
u/Widdawy▲ 128hope
“I’m not joking, Chris needs to leave or be fired or something this is near disgusting levels of glaze dude”
u/TexansPleaseWin▲ 61frustration
“Naw seriously love this team. What a win on to road to end the Chiefs dynasty”
u/JesuszillaSon▲ 35joy
“FINALLY BEAT THE RAVENS AND THE CHIEFS IN ONE SEASON IT’S OUR YEAR”
u/bingmyname▲ 28joy
“Caley can get packing. They’re bringing the same pressure and we can’t do anything.”
u/bruux▲ 22rage
