Week 1 · 2025–26 season
Packers
W 27-13 vs Lions · Sep 7, 2025
Misery Index · Euphoric
Packers fans watching Parsons run down Goff and quietly deciding the 27-13 opener was a statement.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
J.Love opened the season by carving up Detroit early — the 15-yard strike to T.Kraft, the 48-yard shot to R.Doubs, the 26-yarder to J.Reed — and E.Williams' pick of J.Goff in the second quarter turned a good start into a stranglehold. Detroit's late garbage-time score made the box look closer than the game ever felt. The only question left is whether this version of the offense actually travels.
What fans said
“watching the lions go all out 2 minute offence so they could score a single touchdown in garbage time to lose 27-13 instead of 27-6 was hilarious”
u/ButterCut97▲ 412joy
“Amon Ra just looks like a loser”
u/blancmo_▲ 142rage
“Holy fuck. We are a PROBLEM this year. You couldn’t write a better opener.”
u/shitballsdick▲ 171joy
“This is a statement game. The Packers are really good.”
u/Embarrassed-Bother43▲ 338pride
“What. A. Fucking. Great. Football. Game.”
u/Villain_Prince▲ 86joy
“Go Packers. Great effort from the team. Move on to **Thursday Night Football.**”
u/PackersMod▲ 699pride
14 more
“Micah parsons chasing goff like a cheetah after a gazelle. Absolutely perfect.”
u/Kingkushkilla▲ 130joy
“Watching Parsons break free and catch up to Goff was truly orgasmic.”
u/cantignie▲ 74joy
“Is that what happened? HAHAHAHAHA”
u/endgame8472▲ 226joy
“The defensive performance was SO much fun to watch.”
u/LH99▲ 82joy
“Still laughing at Romo circling everyone but the Bears at the end.”
u/jubape2▲ 325joy
“it's Superbowl time baby”
u/CliveUnicorn▲ 71joy
“I firmly believe that this is the greatest football team that has ever played the game.”
u/HilariousScreenname▲ 43joy
“That shit was crazy, he ran up from single high safety as soon as the ball was snapped.”
u/WisconsinGardener▲ 43joy
“Parsons is just one angry green missile and I love it.”
u/gen_angry▲ 69joy
“Love to see Amon ras bitch ass get humbled”
u/viiiigiclout▲ 67joy
“I’m knocking my wife up tonight and naming the baby Micah Jordan.”
u/matthewryan12▲ 40joy
“I’m fucking hyped for the rest of the season.”
u/JoeHatesFanFiction▲ 37joy
“Piss is HOT”
u/zackg611▲ 74joy
“I can't wait to go back to work and tell all these motherfuckers SAME OLD LIONS”
u/22bor▲ 34rage