Week 5 · 2025–26 season

Lions

W 37-24 at Bengals · Oct 5, 2025

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Misery Index · Miserable

Lions fans won by 13 and somehow left madder at the refs than the Bengals.

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.

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What happened

Thirteen-point win in Cincinnati, and the fanbase walked away grumbling about refball, pass protection, and a secondary that needed A.Robertson's pick of J.Chase just to stop the bleeding. S.LaPorta did S.LaPorta things — including the short-left touchdown — and A.Anzalone's interception of J.Browning sealed it, but the J.Goff strip-sack by T.Hendrickson lingers as a reminder that the protection issues aren't going away. Winning ugly still counts. Barely feels like it.

What fans said

  • “A win is a win, but as Dan said last week "No where near good enough"”

    u/KarmaMJO▲ 460frustration

  • “Offensive passivity + poor pass pro + secondary injuries + refball made this an unnecessarily ugly game.”

    u/fakeplants387▲ 324frustration

  • “The destruction of Ohio is complete!”

    u/ZombieAppetizer▲ 199joy

  • “I’m so angry with the refs because they completely fucked over the Lions.”

    u/Amonamission▲ 161rage

  • “Arnold haters blown the fuck out, hope you guys eat crow, secondary without him is cooked and he is able to lock down chase”

    u/Technical_Slip_3776▲ 117rage

  • “This is wild because i feel like 37 points is rare as fuck”

    u/MrTeddyBearr▲ 115joy

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