Week 5 · 2025–26 season
Lions
W 37-24 at Bengals · Oct 5, 2025
Misery Index · Miserable
Lions fans won by 13 and somehow left madder at the refs than the Bengals.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
Thirteen-point win in Cincinnati, and the fanbase walked away grumbling about refball, pass protection, and a secondary that needed A.Robertson's pick of J.Chase just to stop the bleeding. S.LaPorta did S.LaPorta things — including the short-left touchdown — and A.Anzalone's interception of J.Browning sealed it, but the J.Goff strip-sack by T.Hendrickson lingers as a reminder that the protection issues aren't going away. Winning ugly still counts. Barely feels like it.
What fans said
“A win is a win, but as Dan said last week "No where near good enough"”
u/KarmaMJO▲ 460frustration
“Offensive passivity + poor pass pro + secondary injuries + refball made this an unnecessarily ugly game.”
u/fakeplants387▲ 324frustration
“The destruction of Ohio is complete!”
u/ZombieAppetizer▲ 199joy
“I’m so angry with the refs because they completely fucked over the Lions.”
u/Amonamission▲ 161rage
“Arnold haters blown the fuck out, hope you guys eat crow, secondary without him is cooked and he is able to lock down chase”
u/Technical_Slip_3776▲ 117rage
“This is wild because i feel like 37 points is rare as fuck”
u/MrTeddyBearr▲ 115joy
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