Week 16 · 2025–26 season
Lions
L 24-29 vs Steelers · Dec 21, 2025
Misery Index · Despair
Lions fans burying the season under Campbell's fourth-down math, Goff's sacks, and a refs-and-DK-Metcalf conspiracy.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
J.Goff carved Pittsburgh up late — the K.Raymond 27-yard touchdown, the A.St. Brown 24-yard dagger to the 12, the I.TeSlaa grab to the 1 — and Detroit still found a way to lose by five. C.Boswell's missed 37-yarder was a gift the Lions couldn't convert, and the A.Rodgers-to-K.Gainwell 45-yard score in the second quarter looms larger every replay. The offense kept its end; the question is what the rest of this roster is actually for.
What fans said
“Jared Goff is a surgeon man I’m so lucky this dude is my QB”
u/jcwiler88▲ 29joy
“We’re just allowed to assault fans now?”
u/dead_drunk_and_naked▲ 26rage
“Fuck the NFL and and DK Metcalf he's a sleezy hoe bag twat”
u/ArchAngelN7▲ 24rage
“If you’re at the game, please boo the hell out of these fucks. This is embarrassing in a must win game”
u/motionofthelotion▲ 23rage
“Why the fuck is DK still in the game? He literally punched a fan!”
u/ArchAngelN7▲ 22rage
“THROW. AWAY. THE. BALL. YOU. FUCKING. RETARD.”
u/Autistic_And_Broke▲ 22rage
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