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Week 7 · 2026–27 season

Cowboys

W 38-21 at Eagles · Oct 26, 2026

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Cowboys fans toasting a Philly beatdown while still cursing Schottenheimer and what might be a historically bad defense.

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse. ● biggest swings

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What happened

D.Prescott carved up Philly's secondary with deep shots to R.Flournoy, G.Pickens, and C.Lamb, and D.Overshown's fourth-quarter interception of T.McKee sealed a road beatdown of a division rival. The O-line finally looked like itself, and the schadenfreude is doing real work in the group chat. Still, the loudest cheers came with grumbling about Schottenheimer's clock management and play-calling — a 17-point win that somehow left the thermostat set to "wary.

What fans said

  • “I'm just happy Philly fans are sad”

    u/JVSaladbar▲ 384joy

  • “I know the Cowboys defense is booty meat, because I just saw a successful Eagles wide receiver screen.”

    @RealMamaEagle♥ 1.9kfrustrationRival fan

  • “Happy for the win but God DAMN Schotty can not manage a clock and has some cowardly-ass play calls.”

    u/gdaman22▲ 191frustration

  • “His calls are so fucking weird. 3rd and long, draw with the FB?”

    u/ImpactNo3695▲ 88frustration

  • “This the Dallas Cowboys defense where dreams come true.”

    @VochLombardi♥ 466sarcasm

  • “the MVP was the O-line. Unbelievable blocking passing and running after some bad games in a row.”

    u/Datzookman▲ 45pride

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What fans posted

The memes and clips Cowboys fans shared on X and Reddit. ⚡ means it was posted during a big swing.

  • "Here comes the Dallas Cowboys defense"▶ 0:10

    "Here comes the Dallas Cowboys defense"

    @ghetto_gronk♥ 2.6ktrolling

  • Always good to beat the rivals this well⚡ swing

    Always good to beat the rivals this well

    u/Mika2crazy▲ 114pride

  • Cowboys running back Javonte Williams has gillie heated after the eagles loss 😂😂😂😂▶ 0:50⚡ swing

    Cowboys running back Javonte Williams has gillie heated after the eagles loss 😂😂😂😂

    @shannonsharpeee♥ 913schadenfreude

  • IF THE DALLAS COWBOYS WANNA SAVE THEIR SEASON WE GOTTA PULL BRO OUT OF RETIREMENT!! the entire league running his defens

    IF THE DALLAS COWBOYS WANNA SAVE THEIR SEASON WE GOTTA PULL BRO OUT OF RETIREMENT!! the entire league running his defense give him 2 weeks!

    @jtuck151♥ 874sarcasm

  • THE DALLAS COWBOYS DEFENSE FORCED A PUNT FOR REAL WITH NO FLAGS OR WEIRD STUFF OR ANYTHING TO UNDO ITGIF

    THE DALLAS COWBOYS DEFENSE FORCED A PUNT FOR REAL WITH NO FLAGS OR WEIRD STUFF OR ANYTHING TO UNDO IT

    @rjochoa♥ 610sarcasm

  • [Meme] We comin⚡ swing

    [Meme] We comin

    u/jackt-up▲ 88sarcasm

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