Week 9 · 2025–26 season
Cowboys
L 17-27 vs Cardinals · Nov 3, 2025
Misery Index · Despair
Cowboys fans are openly grieving a season — and a franchise — that lost Brissett wrote the eulogy for.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A blocked punt recovered by M.Kneeland in the end zone was supposed to be the spark, and instead it was the highlight reel — Dallas got out-quarterbacked by J.Brissett, who carved up D.Bland on three separate drives in the first quarter alone. The J.Williams fumble in the fourth just made it official. The bye week arrives with a fanbase past anger and somewhere closer to indifference, which is the harder problem to fix.
What fans said
“Just got embarrassed by a career backup QB on national TV and you have the bye week coming up to give a new coordinator some extra time…”
u/alex_song▲ 329rage
“Holy fuck I’m tired of being a fan of this team”
u/Bazz27▲ 326rage
“The packers loss and these past 2 seasons have drained the passion from me”
u/boomchicken1979▲ 206despair
“I’m angry that it’s gotten so bad for so long that I don’t care anymore.”
u/TexMax007▲ 97despair
“That packers loss took all remaining joy out of the games.”
u/JumpScare420▲ 57despair
“Team full of losers and quitters”
u/onepiecebetter▲ 39rage
14 more
“Jerry would never pay too coaches. Thats too rich for his 20 billion dollar blood.”
u/KingAnilingustheFirs▲ 32rage
“I love that Dak still ran over to the fans like that. Such great energy, genuinely”
u/vegryn▲ 76joy
“Cowboys are so far from doing anything significant its sad”
u/MMAmaZinGG▲ 35despair
“Fire every piece of shit motherfucker on this coaching staff and blow the fucking team up there's no more hope”
u/cowboysfan88▲ 15despair
“I haven’t been disappointed in a while now because Im convinced that any team with Jerry as the GM isn’t serious.”
u/Kobe_stan_▲ 51despair
“HOLD THE FUCKING BALL. DOES DAK NEED TO DO EVERY FUCKING THING? Williams, Lamb, Bland, Tyler Smith, all these players are supposed to be GOOD FUCKING PLAYERS. PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL. FUCK.”
u/ESCMalfunction▲ 20rage
“He’s paying Diggs to stay home”
u/Mountain-Brush3212▲ 25rage
“Fat fuck landed on Daks ankle, fuck this season”
u/MikeWowskers▲ 17rage
“They have broken me.”
u/Random__Hero41▲ 16despair
“Now it’s just background noise and who gives a fuck.”
u/FuzzyRing1078▲ 16despair
“WHY IS THAT NOT FORWARD PROGRESS BUT THE TUSH PUSH AND HURTS IS?!?!?! WHAT IS THIS FUCKING LEAGUE?!?!?!?!??”
u/Wekilledit88▲ 15rage
“He doesn’t deserve this shit. Getting clowned on when he was the only one trying all the way through.”
u/imnotedwardcullen▲ 61frustration
“I have no idea why I enjoy football.”
u/tme1453▲ 21despair
“I love watching my favorite 53 morons put on a helmet every week and take the field to do nothing but run in circles and then get ran over.”
u/chris_the_dis▲ 51frustration
