Cowboys

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.

What happened

D.Prescott's 42-yard strike to R.Flournoy in the fourth briefly resurrected a corpse, but the defense had already let D.Montgomery walk 35 yards up the middle and turned a J.Houston roughing call into a free Detroit drive. The D.Barnes interception killed the one stretch where this looked competitive. Thirty-one years of pattern recognition is hard to argue with, and "special teams and defense were complete ass" isn't a hot take — it's the scouting report.

What fans said

• “you don't like the Cowboys giving you false hope and then regressing to their same shit ass selves, you don't like Cowboys football!!! 🗣️”

  u/ThatOneGuy831▲ 234frustration

• “So glad we're back to padding Dak's INT stats with bobbled bullshit off his receivers' hands”

  u/tocinoman▲ 180frustration

• “I want to wake up to news of a Matt Eberflus ice sculpture on the tarmac where they left him behind.”

  u/Bigeez▲ 177rage

• “Kickoff special teams is what truly lost us this game.”

  u/Nj_hXe_sXe▲ 156frustration

• “This ain’t an NFL caliber defense man. Worst secondary in team history”

  u/moneyinthebank216▲ 118frustration

• “We are stupid for believing in this team. They need to study our brains. 31 years”

  u/hazzie92▲ 96despair

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