Week 7 · 2025–26 season
Browns
W 31-6 vs Dolphins · Oct 19, 2025
Misery Index · Meh
Browns fans toasting a 31-6 beatdown while side-eyeing whether Gabriel and Judkins actually fixed anything.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
Q.Judkins ripping off a 46-yard touchdown run in the second quarter set the tone, and T.Campbell's pick-six off T.Tagovailoa in the third turned a comfortable lead into a laugher. Cleveland hung 31 on a team many in the fanbase assumed they couldn't crack 20 against, with D.Gabriel managing the offense cleanly. The lingering question isn't whether this was real — it's whether anything that happens against Miami ever tells the truth.
What fans said
“We are 2-0 in the Brown unis !!!!!”
u/Mediocre-Dog-4457▲ 83joy
“MASON SPLIT YOUR OFFENSE LIKE A GRAHAMCRACKER”
u/Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu11▲ 75frustration
“Gabriel is now the best left handed Hawaiian QB in league”
u/Slimpickle97▲ 143pride
“Wasn't Minkah the guy who ended Nick Chubb for us? Fuck his ass then.”
u/gryffon5147▲ 30rage
“WAIT YOU CAN SCORE MORE THAN 20 POINTS?”
u/Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu11▲ 230sarcasm
“Fuck you Fitzpatrick! That’s for Chubb!!!”
u/BrownEyedGirl0▲ 18rage
14 more
“The Dolphins must be mega turbo levels of ass”
u/CaptainNoth▲ 20rage
“Judkins doing that with a stacked box wet grass and this o line is the equivalent of a 400 yard 6 TD game”
u/MrGlockCLE▲ 38pride
“Miami really has that 'we don't want to be alive anymore' look to them right now”
u/an_adult_genious▲ 21despair
“Fuck you Minkah. Fuck you Minkah”
u/dbauer0706▲ 14rage
“BOOBS FOR BROWNS MAKES A RETURN!”
u/GreenTeachy▲ 14joy
“The Ravens are last in the division. It's the little things in life that really make me happy.”
u/CAJASH▲ 31joy
“OBLIGATORY fuck you minkah, that was for Nick”
u/Savings_Creme_3946▲ 16rage
“Happiness? On a SUNDAY!?!? What is happening?!!”
u/LostMonster0▲ 18joy
“I never cheer for injuries but I genuinely hope Minkah just ended his career.”
u/navajo_moe▲ 11rage
“This has to be rock bottom for Miami.”
u/Jim_Tressel▲ 11despair
“That’s a completely bullshit call, because that happens on every single play.”
u/OldmanonRedditt▲ 15rage
“The Browns scored how many touchdowns….in the FIRST HALF”
u/Slimpickle97▲ 14joy
“Inject this game INTO MY VEINS I NEED THIS”
u/TheComplayner▲ 10joy
“Me watching the Browns finally blow a team out”
u/Slimpickle97▲ 10joy
