Week 5 · 2026–27 season
Bengals
W 31-24 at Dolphins · Oct 11, 2026
Misery Index · Uneasy
Bengals fans won by seven and spent the night demanding Taylor's firing anyway.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
Cincinnati escapes Miami 31-24, and the fanbase is somehow angrier than after most losses. Two J.Battle interceptions off M.Willis bailed out a game where C.Brown fumbled at the MIA 7 and the staff kept finding ways to make a seven-point win feel like an audit. Perine chants are growing, Zac Taylor's leash is fraying, and the only thing holding this team together on tape is a backup quarterback's turnovers landing in the right hands.
What fans said
“There are very obvious signs that this team is terribly coached, but I'll choose to ignore them because they won.”
u/dowooky▲ 378sarcasm
“the cincinnati bengals can’t even put belt to ass right ”
@megortwein♥ 595rage
“How was he not down at the 5 on the last drive? Touched and on the ground with possession.”
u/Laughs_at_fat_people▲ 126frustration
“Hard to feel good about that game. I’m tired of Taylor ball”
u/bcou2012▲ 68frustration
“Don’t complain about a win, but that was… pretty ugly.”
@Nati_Sports♥ 237frustration
“This win was not impressive. Our head coach is totally incompetent. I don’t care. He is a loser.”
u/slumdawgbillionaire▲ 64rage
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What fans posted
The memes and clips Bengals fans shared on X and Reddit.

AFC North standings 1. Baltimore Ravens: 4-1 2. Cleveland Browns: 3-2 3. Pittsburgh Steelers: 3-2 4. Cincinnati Bengals: 3-2 #RavensFlock
@NewEraZach♥ 1.5ktrolling

Jordan Battle Appreciation Post
u/TooBadIWuzLit▲ 170pride

The Bengals flip the script and teach the Dolphins some new tricks down in Miami @ochocinco | #Nightcap
@NightcapShow_♥ 655trolling

The bengals have been in the top 5 least penalised team every year since 2021. Why is it so different this year?
u/Strict-Ad-1747▲ 70frustration
GIFThere should be no debate. Bengals go into the bye week five with one clear problem. Running Back. I’d be lighting up the phones to find a good trade and if you overpay so be it. Chase Brown is not the answer. #rulethejungle #whodey
@WhoDeyRitchie♥ 311frustration

I know nothing will satiate the Zac Taylor hate
u/LetsNotGetDangerous▲ 40sarcasm
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