Week 3 · 2025–26 season
Bears
W 31-14 vs Cowboys · Sep 21, 2025
Misery Index · Euphoric
Bears fans letting themselves believe in Ben Johnson's offense after a 31-14 thrashing of Dallas — and the Packers lost.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
C.Williams spent the first quarter throwing dimes — a 65-yard strike to L.Burden, a 35-yard touchdown to R.Odunze — and by the time D.Swift ripped off 41 the game was effectively settled. Zero sacks, three different receivers in the end zone, and the offense the fanbase was promised in August finally showing up on a Sunday. The harder question: was this the Cowboys defense, or is this actually who the Bears are now?
What fans said
“THIS is the BJ offense I spent the summer dreaming about.”
u/MothsWingss▲ 289joy
“A day where the Packers lose and the Bears win is a very good day 👍”
u/Skirt_Thin▲ 190joy
“...That's my QB”
u/TheMetabrandMan▲ 159pride
“Fuck yeah bear down!”
u/horrorpants▲ 115joy
“Don’t let this win distract you from the fact Caleb has more yards and tds than Jordan love”
u/Bob_Horde▲ 106pride
“ZERO SACKS!!!!!”
u/CurrencyOk8282▲ 102joy
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