Week 5 · 2025–26 season
Ravens
L 10-44 vs Texans · Oct 5, 2025
Misery Index · Miserable
Ravens fans are done debating and just want Harbaugh and Orr's parking spots cleared by morning.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
C.Stroud carved up the BAL defense so thoroughly that K.Van Noy's second-quarter sack registered as the lone bright spot on the entire win-probability chart. By the time N.Collins walked into the end zone untouched on a 10-yard middle route, the building had already emptied out, both literally and emotionally. Harbaugh's postgame insistence that a DC change isn't productive landed exactly the way you'd expect on a fanbase that just watched 44 points happen at home.
What fans said
“I don’t see how changes aren’t made this week. I know the bye is coming up but this team is giving up 40 points a game to non-Flacco led teams.”
u/YeezusJeezus117▲ 549frustration
“Never wanna see anything about Lamar not being the MVP of the Ravens”
u/LowCustard1060▲ 309pride
“Harbuagh just said in the post game conference that a change at DC is not productive LMAO WE ARE DONE”
u/Sijank123▲ 126despair
“this week was by far the emptiest I’ve ever seen it. Fortunately that means we have a ton of empty seats for fuckers like Harbaugh and Orr who can join us soon”
u/about_60_Hobos▲ 124rage
“We made Stroud look like peak Lamar Jackson today.”
u/callahan09▲ 110frustration
“Changes BETTER happen after this embarrassment”
u/Brickbets▲ 100frustration
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