Week 15 · 2025–26 season
Ravens
W 24-0 at Bengals · Dec 14, 2025
Misery Index · Euphoric
Ravens fans toasting a shutout of Burrow's Bengals while quietly waiting for the other shoe to drop.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A shutout in Cincinnati, with L.Jackson finding R.Ali and Z.Flowers for scores and M.Humphrey picking off J.Burrow to flip the half. The defense held J.Chase to nothing that mattered, and T.Robinson's strip-sack on the opening drive set the tone before anyone could get nervous. Fans are calling it real Ravens football, which is the kind of phrase that only shows up when the floor finally feels solid again.
What fans said
“10/132 for chase and it still ends in a shutout, freaking beautiful”
u/Remarkable-Picture73▲ 267joy
“Shutout against a divisional opp feels really good”
u/hyperaeolian▲ 413joy
“IM DRUNK I TOOK A PICTURE OF 17-0 AND IT DIDNT KILL US LORD HAVE MERCY A BEAUTIFUL DAY INDEED”
u/BuiltWrong0908▲ 75joy
“Well that was actually enjoyable. What a good feeling.”
u/amydunnes▲ 111joy
“Now THIS is real Ravens football”
u/AsteroidMike▲ 70joy
“That INT return for a TD was beautiful 😍”
u/BRaver_Fan▲ 38joy
14 more
“#SHUT OUT THE BURROW LEAD CINCINNATI BENGALS AT HOME!”
u/Darkspeed9▲ 42joy
“That was awesome! A great team win all around!!! Both sides played phenomenal and took care of each other!!!”
u/ThePhenomenalOne100▲ 25joy
“The Podcasters both got INTs! KVN + Marlo!”
u/RallyPigeon▲ 83joy
“OMGGGGGGGG KYLE VAN NOY, I LOVE YOU, UNC!”
u/FizzyFizz99▲ 16joy
“LMAOOOOOO ED REED IS SO FUCKING PROUD”
u/Knozis▲ 22joy
“Best birthday gift I've ever gotten I might feel like a popsicle. WORTH.”
u/BuiltWrong0908▲ 21joy
“I’m sorry but that’s play of the year and it’s not close.”
u/nu1stunna▲ 17joy
“Defense was playing like they were out for blood. Whether we want to call it elite play is one thing. But they at least showed some mean angry passion.”
u/DopeyDeathMetal▲ 59pride
“Old Man Van Noy was like “Here you go young man. Go make us proud””
u/LiquorIBarelyKnowHer▲ 19joy
“Hands down the best game our defense has played all season! Holding Joe Burrow to 0 points in 3 quarters of football is absolutely fucking incredible.”
u/JYandeau▲ 13joy
“Ed Reed stops by the team unannounced this week and we handoff a defense score? I'm vibin”
u/EndsLikeShakespeare▲ 13joy
“This easily might be our best win all year”
u/877-HASH-NOW▲ 15joy
“THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE LAMAR JOHNNY JACKSON FUCKING TIME”
u/Requiem_Dirge▲ 12joy
“#RAVENS WIN. BUNGLES ELIMINATED. LFG”
u/baker10923▲ 12joy