Week 5 · 2026–27 season

Cardinals

L 21-45 vs Lions · Oct 11, 2026

90

Misery Index · Despair

Cardinals fans are begging Bidwill, Monti, and J.Brissett to each find a new line of work by Monday.

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.

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What happened

S.LaPorta's 38-yard score made it a track meet before halftime, and by the time J.Goff hit J.Williams deep for 39 more in the third, the only drama left was which rock bottom this one qualified as. Fans already clocked that 14 of the 21 points came in garbage time against a bad defense, which is the quiet part: the scoreboard flattered a performance that was decided somewhere around the second quarter.

What fans said

  • “14/21 points were garbage time TDs against one of the worst defenses in the NFL.”

    u/cacti_zoom▲ 80frustration

  • “The Arizona Cardinals exist to sit in the 4:05 slot & get waxed by 4 scores every week for 4 months”

    @jalenreagors♥ 3.9krage

  • “Leave and start actually winning. Plunge this pitiful franchise so far into the dirt that 0-17 seasons become the expectation.”

    u/ajteitel▲ 70despair

  • “As long as Bidwill owns this team we will always fucking suck”

    u/Beenjamin63▲ 38rage

  • “the most vivid, radio-ready excerpt (max 280 chars). Preserve the fan's actual words, slang, emoji. If the post is short and quotable, use it verbatim. If long, pull the most emotionally charged sentence. If too vague, return empty string.”

    u/nflgdtbot▲ 30joy

  • “I just cannot understand how people can continue to support this incompetent administration.”

    @ClueHeywood♥ 796frustration

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What fans posted

The memes and clips Cardinals fans shared on X and Reddit.

  • Jahmyr Gibbs at Cardinals:

25 CAR
151 YDS
2 TD
5 REC
56 REC YDS

The Lions are 12-0 when he runs for 100 yards.

    Jahmyr Gibbs at Cardinals: 25 CAR 151 YDS 2 TD 5 REC 56 REC YDS The Lions are 12-0 when he runs for 100 yards.

    @statmuse♥ 1.1kschadenfreude

  • Adrian Wilson’s thoughts on today’s news.

    Adrian Wilson’s thoughts on today’s news.

    u/Practical_Run_8684▲ 464disbelief

  • We need all season tickets cancelled if Monti is here next season.

    We need all season tickets cancelled if Monti is here next season.

    u/jufacake▲ 434rage

  • Game 5 vs Arizona Cardinals- They needed it▶ 5:03

    Game 5 vs Arizona Cardinals- They needed it

    @Castellani2014♥ 344trolling

  • I hate you

    I hate you

    u/FirstV1▲ 379rage

  • CJ Stroud seeing Marvin Harrison Jr. stuck with the poverty ass Arizona Cardinals:▶ 0:15

    CJ Stroud seeing Marvin Harrison Jr. stuck with the poverty ass Arizona Cardinals:

    @RogueHouSports♥ 338trolling

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