Week 9 · 2025–26 season
Cardinals
W 27-17 at Cowboys · Nov 3, 2025
Misery Index · Content
Cardinals fans toasting W.Nolen's debut and the Cowboys beatdown while still side-eyeing Kyler and the 3-5 record.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
J.Brissett carved up Dallas early, hitting M.Harrison for chunks of 18 and 20 to set the tone, and the defense closed it out when C.Simon punched the ball loose from J.Williams in the fourth. The blocked punt recovered for a Dallas touchdown was the one ugly stretch, and it didn't matter. A road win with the backup quarterback and a defense getting real push from the interior — the question is whether this version of the Cardinals shows up again next week.
What fans said
“Walter fucking Nolan! Instant impact”
u/Dyingsun1▲ 280joy
“Walter Nolen is a certified dawg”
u/dnttalkaboutitt▲ 147joy
“Death, Taxes and the Cardinals putting Belt to ass on the Sorry Cowboys!!”
u/Beetle-Persona▲ 129joy
“Defence was incredible all game. Nolen with one of the best defensive debuts I remember seeing from a Cardinal.”
u/OneOfTheManySams▲ 115pride
“The Arizona Cardinals own that pathetic franchise”
u/Secret_AznMan▲ 84rage
“Seriously I’m so pumped for this kid. Catching a running back from behind for a TFL? WOW.”
u/redbirdrising▲ 73joy
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