NHL · Week of Mar 23–29
Minnesota Wild
1-2 this week · @ TBL, @ FLA, @ BOS
Misery Index · Uneasy · ▲ from 49
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Tue, Mar 24L 3-6@ TBL62
- Thu, Mar 26W 3-2@ FLA28
- Sat, Mar 28L 3-6@ BOS74
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
What fans said
“At least we don’t have to pay for your entire poverty states power grid everytime it gets a little chilly down there… oh, wait. Fuck Texas”
u/Cozmic1▲ 190rage
“All I have to say is: Fuck Norm Green.”
u/Mysterious-Fix3596▲ 136rage
“31 minutes is ridiculous. Even if he doesn’t say it publicly he has to be tired.”
u/Just-Reply-9210▲ 100frustration
“Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. What a complete fucking embarrassment.”
u/HamsterKibbles▲ 95despair
“Talk about slamming your own dick in the door. Jesus fuck. Hope Hynes or BG peels the paint off the wall in the locker room after that fuck show.”
u/NameNotFound1234▲ 50rage
“NHL has such low viewership because it’s such a hassle to watch any games.”
u/reyofsunshine8▲ 47frustration
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