NHL · Week of Sep 28–Oct 4

Colorado Avalanche

2-0 this week · vs LAK, vs STL

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Misery Index · Euphoric

Two wins, fourteen goals and a helmet toss in, and the be-chill-about-the-Avs plan is already dead.

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Wed, Sep 30W 8-4vs LAK6
  • Sat, Oct 3W 6-1vs STL13

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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Game of the week: Sat, Oct 3, W 6-1 vs St. Louis Blues

In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.

050100Puck drop+1h+2h+3h

What happened

Two games, two routs, and a fanbase that abandoned restraint by the first intermission. The 8-4 win over Los Angeles was the turning point of the week and the season's emotional thesis: one fan swore they'd "be chill about the avs" and the Avs answered with an eight-goal housewarming. Mack dropped the mitts and tossed the helmet. Then 6-1 over St. Louis, with Dallas losing the same night, and someone declared "all is right in the world." Nobody is chill. Nobody was going to be.

What fans said

  • “Mom, I hope they win the cup this year and Parker Kelly and Brock Nelson put it in the net tonight 💔💔💔💔”

    u/Best_Ad_7503▲ 217hope

  • “Good thing I have enough Avs gear to wear some two days in a row. Anxiously awaiting the WAKE UP post and our GDT. GO ASS HAIL SATAN. Missed you guys.”

    u/rohlinxeg▲ 162joy

  • “Please he's in Canada now. It's Kilometers Wood.”

    u/ment0k▲ 124joy

  • “Crazy when they won in 2022. How many of the players referenced Cogs speech that he gave after game 5 as a way to refocus and win game 6”

    u/Pharcri▲ 121pride

  • “Nathan MacKinnon is on pace for 84 fights and 168 goals”

    u/Comwan▲ 36joy

  • “ITS GOOD TO BE HOME on Altitude. Feels like meeting friends you haven’t seen in a while”

    u/ExeTcutHiveE▲ 34joy

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