NBA · Week of Oct 19–25
Portland Trail Blazers
2-0 this week · 2-0 overall · vs PHX, @ SAC
Misery Index · Euphoric
Two wins in, Dame time restored and the refs already cast as villains, Rip City is dangerously happy.
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Wed, Oct 21W 124-83vs PHX0
- Fri, Oct 23W 128-120@ SAC45
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
Game of the week: Fri, Oct 23, W 128-120 @ Sacramento Kings
In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.
What happened
Opening night went down easy: 124-83 over Phoenix, a scoreline so comfortable the loudest take in Rip City was a plea that Micah Nori "do NOT get arrested tomorrow morning." Sacramento asked for more. The turning point was halftime, after which Portland "came out playing better" and escaped 128-120, the "first clutch win of the season," with one holdout still fuming about the officiating. Elsewhere, "DAME TIME IS BACK BABY" and gratitude to the Suns for Toumani. At 2-0, the complaints are already warming up.
What fans said
“Please Micah Nori, do NOT get arrested tomorrow morning — starting the season with a game this fun is just what Rip City needed.”
u/smoke4thecaper▲ 467joy
“Have to pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming. Dame being Dame, Ja looking awesome, Deni turbo'ing, Nori killing any Suns momentum with timeouts, and we didn't blow a big lead.”
u/Kazekid▲ 334joy
“DAME TIME IS BACK BABY!!! Missed this soooooo much.”
u/Piano9717▲ 235joy
“First clutch win of the season! Awesome to see us come out of half time playing better.”
u/TheLetterOh▲ 136joy
“Well, i think its pretty safe to say that Dame and Ja are in fact not even fucking close to washed. We're so fucking back!”
u/TheLetterOh▲ 105joy
“Well, that was essentially a perfect game. WHAT AN AMAZING WAY TO START THE SEASON.”
u/shelvino▲ 91joy
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