NBA · Week of Apr 27–May 3

Portland Trail Blazers

0-1 this week · 42-40 overall · @ SAS

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Misery Index · Uneasy · ▲ from 58

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Tue, Apr 28L 95-114@ SAS64

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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Worst game: Tue, Apr 28, L 95-114 @ San Antonio Spurs

In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.

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What fans said

  • “Diving under the bus to save his job?”

    u/Damezang▲ 281betrayal

  • “God put Doris on the call tonight to griddy on my grave one last time”

    u/Carcrusher3▲ 185despair

  • “It's 2000 and my team blew a 13 point lead 10 minutes away from the finals...”

    u/Airweldon▲ 140despair

  • “Doris sucks. Down vote me to oblivion but she is horrible”

    u/Mountain-Candidate-6▲ 122rage

  • “Everything is just a game to them. If they break something, someone else will clean it up. Fuck billionaires.”

    u/_dontjimthecamera▲ 94rage

  • “This is probably the worst loss in the playoff.”

    u/PieHorror2624▲ 90despair

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