NBA · Week of Apr 27–May 3
Portland Trail Blazers
0-1 this week · 42-40 overall · @ SAS
Misery Index · Uneasy · ▲ from 58
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Tue, Apr 28L 95-114@ SAS64
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
Worst game: Tue, Apr 28, L 95-114 @ San Antonio Spurs
In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.
What fans said
“Diving under the bus to save his job?”
u/Damezang▲ 281betrayal
“God put Doris on the call tonight to griddy on my grave one last time”
u/Carcrusher3▲ 185despair
“It's 2000 and my team blew a 13 point lead 10 minutes away from the finals...”
u/Airweldon▲ 140despair
“Doris sucks. Down vote me to oblivion but she is horrible”
u/Mountain-Candidate-6▲ 122rage
“Everything is just a game to them. If they break something, someone else will clean it up. Fuck billionaires.”
u/_dontjimthecamera▲ 94rage
“This is probably the worst loss in the playoff.”
u/PieHorror2624▲ 90despair
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