Portland Trail Blazers

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

• Mon, Apr 6L 132-137@ DEN—
• Wed, Apr 8L 101-112@ SAS63
• Fri, Apr 10W 116-97vs LAC10
• Sun, Apr 12W 122-110vs SAC—

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

Worst game: Wed, Apr 8, L 101-112 @ San Antonio Spurs

In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.

What fans said

• “OH NO! WE WON. Pour one out for all our homies that hate watching Portland Trailblazers win basketball games.”

  u/teenytinylilpp▲ 491gallows humor

• “I was a fan of the team before, during, and after that era. It was absolutely fucking warranted.”

  u/Live-Juggernaut-221▲ 148rage

• “It’s so funny how Tom Dundon said he doesn’t like being on camera and then the apartment light starts turning on.”

  u/xXboxPlaysx▲ 117sarcasm

• “The chasm between us is so much bigger than people realise.”

  u/trala7▲ 81despair

• “Dog fighting, attempted rape with a history of domestic violence and assault charges, possession, drunk driving. Yeah, totally disrespectful.”

  u/Worldly-Wolverine-69▲ 71rage

• “wtf are those picks handed to them when they are like 7-8th in odds.”

  u/likpoper▲ 71rage

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