NBA · Week of Mar 9–15
Portland Trail Blazers
1-2 this week · 32-36 overall · vs CHA, vs UTA, @ PHI
Misery Index · Uneasy · ▲ from 42
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Tue, Mar 10L 101-103vs CHA66
- Fri, Mar 13W 124-114vs UTA23
- Sun, Mar 15L 103-109@ PHI94
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
What fans said
“This teams identity is turning the ball over and missing free throws, and I fucking hate it”
u/Kazekid▲ 182rage
“I would love to call the Rose Garden again but sadly that's never happening IMO.”
u/Background-Insect255▲ 151despair
“What attending one Timbers game does to a man. Saw that sorry performance and had to show out for the city.”
u/jboarei▲ 132frustration
“I cant take it anymore. This team makes me insane I feel like I‘ll lose my mind. Group hug anyone?”
u/Trip_V4▲ 90despair
“Nobody fucks up an inbound like our Portland Trail Blazers”
u/kidshorty▲ 83rage
“Nosferatu looking All Star Game denying bought and sold phone gambling public money ripoff artist commissioner is not welcome in Portland!”
u/manatmast▲ 49rage
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