NBA · Week of Mar 2–8

Phoenix Suns

3-1 this week · 37-27 overall · @ SAC, vs CHI, vs NOP, vs CHA

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Misery Index · Meh

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Tue, Mar 3W 114-103@ SAC24
  • Thu, Mar 5L 103-105vs CHI85
  • Fri, Mar 6W 118-116vs NOP50
  • Sun, Mar 8W 111-99vs CHA—

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

050100MonTueWedThuFriSatSunWLWW

What fans said

  • “Cops need to get fucked and remember weed is legal and just smelling it is not a crime.”

    u/boogermike▲ 335frustration

  • “The cop is obviously a Lakers fan”

    u/PyroD333▲ 316sarcasm

  • “Jalen Green is a gigantic issue right now They would have won tonight if ANYONE else had his minutes hes killing the team”

    u/Slow-Raccoon-9832▲ 107rage

  • “We missed the whole ass playoffs once with 48 wins”

    u/iamadragan▲ 85despair

  • “Ott closing with green is criminal”

    u/Rude-Cancel3434▲ 83rage

  • “Dude cops like this are such pieces of shit.”

    u/Ez_Strider▲ 60rage

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