NBA · Week of Apr 6–12

Philadelphia 76ers

2-2 this week · 45-37 overall · @ SAS, @ HOU, @ IND, vs MIL

79

Misery Index · Miserable · ▲ from 54

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Mon, Apr 6L 102-115@ SAS—
  • Thu, Apr 9L 102-113@ HOU78
  • Fri, Apr 10W 105-94@ IND80
  • Sun, Apr 12W 126-106vs MIL—

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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What fans said

  • “This franchise is legitimately cursed”

    u/BeverFever69▲ 674despair

  • “This is legit unbelievable. This man is cursed.”

    u/GreenTheOlive▲ 286despair

  • “Dude, that prime Phoenix Suns medical team was a cheat code. Tons of older players went there and stayed healthy and over performed and recovered from stuff quickly. With the Sixers medical team, I'd consider it lucky if they didn't accidentally amputate the wrong body part.”

    u/irespectwomenlol▲ 223rage

  • “The owners in the Epstein files”

    u/agentgill0▲ 156betrayal

  • “I think the saddest thing for me about closing this window would be him never winning a ring.”

    u/OrangeMonkE▲ 141despair

  • “Still bitter about the Siakam one. Game was all but over and he went bitch mode with the elbow to Embiid’s face because he was butthurt that Joel had the nerve to celebrate the previous play after taking Raptors fans’ toxic shit all game.”

    u/GeneParmesan1000▲ 98rage

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