NBA · Week of Mar 2–8

Orlando Magic

4-0 this week · 35-28 overall · vs WAS, vs DAL, @ MIN, @ MIL

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Misery Index · Euphoric · ▼ from 100

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Tue, Mar 3W 126-109vs WAS51
  • Thu, Mar 5W 115-114vs DAL54
  • Sat, Mar 7W 119-92@ MIN2
  • Sun, Mar 8W 130-91@ MIL0

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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What fans said

  • “The comments by Banchero and Mosley make their relationship sound completely broken.”

    u/cadenhead▲ 101despair

  • “To me that's a perfect example of our struggles in the 4th, win or not, that was an ugly last 9 minutes.”

    u/krunk_rabbit▲ 76frustration

  • “We’re one of those franchises whose lack of success means that tenure = merit.”

    u/Vro9ooo▲ 68despair

  • “I wish so badly the DeVos family would sell and fuck off.”

    u/Aggravating_Deer_641▲ 55rage

  • “Great, we're heading towards Dwightmare part 2 already and we haven't even made it out of the first round.”

    u/thewrongnotes▲ 49despair

  • “There has never been a comment more deserving of downvotes. Actually, ban this dude.”

    u/-weird-fishes-▲ 29rage

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