NBA · Week of Oct 19–25

Minnesota Timberwolves

3-0 this week · 3-0 overall · @ MIA, @ ORL, vs TOR

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Misery Index · Euphoric

Three blowouts in, Edwards looks MVP-sized and the fanbase has downgraded itself to merely cursed.

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Wed, Oct 21W 131-106@ MIA14
  • Fri, Oct 23W 115-93@ ORL3
  • Sun, Oct 25W 117-94vs TOR4

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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Game of the week: Wed, Oct 21, W 131-106 @ Miami Heat

In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.

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What happened

Three games, three blowouts, and a fanbase unsure where to put its hands. Anthony Edwards opened in Miami with 45 points, 10 rebounds and a plus-30 in a 131-106 win, prompting the MVP talk early. The turn came two nights later in Orlando: a 115-93 win where, as one fan noted, "We won by 22 and didn't even have a single player score at least 17." Toronto fell 117-94. At 3-0, someone declared them "NO LONGER THE WORST FRANCHISE IN NBA HISTORY" — low bar, cleared joyfully.

What fans said

  • “ANTHONY EDWARDS TONIGHT: 45 POINTS 10 REBOUNDS 3 ASSISTS 16/29 FGM 9/17 3PM +30 +/- 33 MINUTES Antman has now evolved into an MVP Level Player!!!”

    u/Wakandaforever456▲ 168joy

  • “WE ARE NO LONGER THE WORST FRANCHISE IN NBA HISTORY”

    u/Deathsodas▲ 104joy

  • “We need to give Kuminga so much love after that game. He was ELITE in his role tonight.”

    u/Boiling_Milk_05▲ 93joy

  • “Complete domination of 3 solid basketball teams, this team is crazy.”

    u/ty5486▲ 92joy

  • “We won by 22 and didn't even have a single player score at least 17.”

    u/Rory_MacHida▲ 85joy

  • “Seeing Lamelo up close is an insane experience, wow He only played 16 minutes but he was SOO impactful.”

    u/JaderMcDanersStan▲ 81joy

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