NBA · Week of Mar 30–Apr 5

Miami Heat

2-1 this week · 41-37 overall · vs PHI, vs BOS, vs WAS

55

Misery Index · Uneasy · ▼ from 64

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Mon, Mar 30W 119-109vs PHI42
  • Wed, Apr 1L 129-147vs BOS88
  • Sat, Apr 4W 152-136vs WAS35

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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What fans said

  • “Imma need the Hornets and/or Magic to put us out of our collective misery”

    u/RogRoz▲ 141despair

  • “That loser made his bed now he has to lay in it.”

    u/Ice_Dragon3444▲ 93frustration

  • “Really hoping we miss the playoffs completely healthy. Need front office to have no excuses. We suck”

    u/ConvictTheGod▲ 83frustration

  • “The Miami Heat aren’t going to matter on judgement day.”

    u/madhouse5625▲ 71despair

  • “Niko cannot catch a fucking break”

    u/egregious888▲ 67frustration

  • “wtf happened during that halftime they hold everyone at gun point?”

    u/ProfessorGrand7003▲ 43rage

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