NBA · Week of Mar 30–Apr 5

LA Clippers

1-2 this week · 40-38 overall · vs POR, vs SAS, @ SAC

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Misery Index · Miserable · ▲ from 29

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Tue, Mar 31L 104-114vs POR48
  • Thu, Apr 2L 99-118vs SAS84
  • Sun, Apr 5W 138-109@ SAC—

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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What fans said

  • “Death, taxes, and LeBron using the Clippers to posture toward his next contract.”

    u/figgyputtin▲ 104frustration

  • “Our rebounding would be the death of this team”

    u/Exzibit21▲ 77despair

  • “You don’t pay big money to a guy that’s this inefficient and this bad as a playmaker, he has major tunnel vision.”

    u/gladin77▲ 69frustration

  • “Fuck Deni and the IDF and free Palestine 🍉”

    u/musy101▲ 49rage

  • “Can we start a petition to FIRE PABLO TORRE now?”

    u/Whatisthisplace2025▲ 36rage

  • “If Mitchell asks out this summer and Harden's body breaks down because he's 37, we might go straight back to where we were as a franchise pre-LeBron.”

    u/teardropshot▲ 27despair

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