NBA · Week of Oct 19–25
Golden State Warriors
0-3 this week · 0-3 overall · @ LAL, vs MEM, @ PHX
Misery Index · Miserable
Three losses in, the room has stopped bargaining and started nostalgically pricing early-2000s misery.
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Wed, Oct 21L 105-127@ LAL76
- Fri, Oct 23L 108-111vs MEM73
- Sat, Oct 24L 122-131@ PHX63
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
Worst game: Wed, Oct 21, L 105-127 @ Los Angeles Lakers
In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.
What happened
Three games, three losses, and a fanbase already rationing its hope. The opener in Los Angeles went 127-105 and set the tone, with one fan noting the trade of two-dollar Big Macs for a chance to "relive the early 2000s." The turn came against Memphis, a 111-108 home loss where the offense vanished for a stretch: "They didn't score a single point in over 3 minutes man." Phoenix finished it 131-122. At 0-3, the honest ones are "losing with integrity.
What fans said
“They didn't score a single point in over 3 minutes man... This is going to be a terribly long season”
u/DwyaneSteph▲ 227despair
“Guys, I don’t think we’re a very good basketball team”
u/prestigiousstrangery▲ 101despair
“99% of this roster is just old & washed, injury prone or pure ass 💀 The bum ass Lakers couldn't even beat us by 25! 😤 #FraudWatch”
u/_TooMellow▲ 63rage
“We might not have $2 big macs anymore but I get to relive the early 2000s with how ass this team will be”
u/rixxxand▲ 52despair
“I have no desire to watch another game this season”
u/btw94▲ 45despair
“Because they’re not any better than teams like the Grizz lmao this roster is devoid of talent”
u/livecents84▲ 36rage
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