NBA · Week of Mar 30–Apr 5

Golden State Warriors

0-3 this week · 36-42 overall · vs SAS, vs CLE, vs HOU

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Misery Index · Meh · ▲ from 36

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Wed, Apr 1L 113-127vs SAS48
  • Thu, Apr 2L 111-118vs CLE55
  • Sun, Apr 5L 116-117vs HOU—

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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What fans said

  • “SGA being on a sportsmanship award is like a war criminal being nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize”

    u/WatchOutIGotYou▲ 170rage

  • “he’ll get his usual 2fta per game while being assaulted on every other possession”

    u/Acquire__Currency▲ 145rage

  • “Unironically this one moment caused us to lose by 23 points.”

    u/blingblingmofo▲ 112rage

  • “he's gonna get injured again smh”

    u/shallowhelms▲ 105despair

  • “Fumbling NBA money is a level of stupidity I can’t fathom.”

    u/NeverNotOnceEver▲ 92rage

  • “Swear to god this pisses me off. He has done absolutely fucking nothing to get this big of a head to look off a 7 footer who can actually fucking shoot.”

    u/Barange▲ 91rage

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