NBA · Week of Nov 2–8 · in progress, updates daily

Detroit Pistons

1-1 this week · 6-2 overall · @ CHA, vs PHI

Misery Index · Meh · ▼ from 61

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.

“The Hornets called the Pistons fake tough guys last year. Now they've got a team that's somehow worse than the 2-26 Pistons, and with the new lottery rules cutting the odds for the worst teams, there's no easy way out this time LOL”
u/KarimFF7▲ 124frustration
“The hatred they had for pistons and pure excitement they had for Duncan missing free throws was making my blood boil.”
u/VanillaScoops▲ 45rage
“This is some of the worst commentary that I've ever heard in about 40 years of watching the NBA.”
u/EJohns1004▲ 21frustration
“get Doris tf out of here. Keep biased commentators out of national broadcasts”
u/ChristianSomething▲ 17rage
“I hate the Sixers and I think LeBron going there was a bitch move.”
u/Ambitious-Visual207▲ 16rage
“Hey, Doris. Why don’t you go pull LeBron’s pants down and suck him off since you care so goddamn much???!”
u/Admirable_Sandwich_5▲ 15rage

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