NBA · Week of May 11–17

Cleveland Cavaliers

3-1 this week · 52-30 overall · vs DET, @ DET

49

Misery Index · Meh · ▼ from 78

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Mon, May 11W 112-103vs DET55
  • Wed, May 13W 117-113@ DET32
  • Fri, May 15L 94-115vs DET90
  • Sun, May 17W 125-94@ DET19

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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Worst game: Fri, May 15, L 94-115 vs Detroit Pistons

In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.

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What fans said

  • “Fuck Detroit, Ausar Thompson’s dirty ass fouls, J.B. Bickerstaff’s incessant bitching at the refs, and Duncan Robinson’s pubescent mustache.”

    u/turtleboy95▲ 347rage

  • “Thompson fucking choked merrill and then stepped over him and Dwayne wade said hell yeah good job!!! Like wtf are we doing?”

    u/BisonProfessional56▲ 137rage

  • “Their sub is in full meltdown mode over that.”

    u/krusty-krab69▲ 111rage

  • “Jesus Christ this sub is insufferable”

    u/Blingblaowburrr▲ 102rage

  • “Unfortunately we don't have prime LeBron and a focused Kyrie to save us.”

    u/baehelpkit▲ 96despair

  • “Noooooo please call a soft foul with 1.5 seconds left 70 feet away from the basket when Thompson was already tripping, we need the bailout after blowing a 9 point lead with 3 minutes left!”

    u/mattryan02▲ 96rage

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