NBA · Week of May 11–17
Cleveland Cavaliers
3-1 this week · 52-30 overall · vs DET, @ DET
Misery Index · Meh · ▼ from 78
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Mon, May 11W 112-103vs DET55
- Wed, May 13W 117-113@ DET32
- Fri, May 15L 94-115vs DET90
- Sun, May 17W 125-94@ DET19
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
Worst game: Fri, May 15, L 94-115 vs Detroit Pistons
In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.
What fans said
“Fuck Detroit, Ausar Thompson’s dirty ass fouls, J.B. Bickerstaff’s incessant bitching at the refs, and Duncan Robinson’s pubescent mustache.”
u/turtleboy95▲ 347rage
“Thompson fucking choked merrill and then stepped over him and Dwayne wade said hell yeah good job!!! Like wtf are we doing?”
u/BisonProfessional56▲ 137rage
“Their sub is in full meltdown mode over that.”
u/krusty-krab69▲ 111rage
“Jesus Christ this sub is insufferable”
u/Blingblaowburrr▲ 102rage
“Unfortunately we don't have prime LeBron and a focused Kyrie to save us.”
u/baehelpkit▲ 96despair
“Noooooo please call a soft foul with 1.5 seconds left 70 feet away from the basket when Thompson was already tripping, we need the bailout after blowing a 9 point lead with 3 minutes left!”
u/mattryan02▲ 96rage
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