NBA · Week of Mar 23–29

Cleveland Cavaliers

2-1 this week · 46-28 overall · vs ORL, vs MIA

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Misery Index · Miserable · ▲ from 30

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Tue, Mar 24W 136-131vs ORL60
  • Wed, Mar 25L 103-120vs MIA86
  • Fri, Mar 27W 149-128vs MIA54

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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What fans said

  • “Whoever broke Evan Mobleys game needs to be named and held accountable.”

    u/theuberprophet▲ 130rage

  • “The Magic are a horrible basketball team to watch. It’s all the dogshit of watching OKC without any of the skill.”

    u/LakeErieMovement▲ 114rage

  • “The Magic and refs can lick my hairy nutsack”

    u/kyrieshandles▲ 107rage

  • “fuck boozer. No issues with his kids though.”

    u/Dreams-Visions▲ 65rage

  • “Mobley can never be a true five. In any trade scenario, Allen is far more untouchable than Mobley.”

    u/archaelleon▲ 49frustration

  • “Yeah…those med school dropouts at The Cleveland Clinic need to step up their game.”

    u/Former_Island_4730▲ 28rage

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