MLB · Week of Aug 3–9

St. Louis Cardinals

4-2 this week · 59-59 overall · @ NYY, vs COL

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Misery Index · Euphoric · ▼ from 41

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Mon, Aug 3W 13-7@ NYY49
  • Tue, Aug 4L 0-2@ NYY—
  • Wed, Aug 5W 3-1@ NYY7
  • Fri, Aug 7W 3-2vs COL—
  • Sat, Aug 8L 6-8vs COL57
  • Sun, Aug 9W 7-4vs COL1

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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What fans said

  • “Hope to see these guys raking for y'all in a few! Fuck the Dodgers!”

    u/IcanMakeThePiecesFit▲ 121joy

  • “The May signing really paid off damn. Good fucking stuff Chaim”

    u/Sweaty-Connection351▲ 98joy

  • “Matt Carpenter is not going to Cooperstown, but his time in St. Louis stacks really well against players with red jackets.”

    u/Pf_Farnsworth▲ 90pride

  • “Burleson first Cardinal three homer game in over a year.”

    u/ArkNerd11885▲ 63joy

  • “Fuck it man, whatever happens with this team this season I am 10 toes down. I haven’t loved a Cardinals team this much since Albert and Yadi’s farewell tour.”

    u/dookymane▲ 42pride

  • “I love having JJ Wetherholt on my team!”

    u/TheGoadFather▲ 40joy

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