MLB · Week of May 25–31
San Diego Padres
1-5 this week · 32-26 overall · vs PHI, @ WSH
Misery Index · Miserable · ▲ from 54
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Mon, May 25L 0-3vs PHI95
- Tue, May 26L 3-4vs PHI92
- Wed, May 27L 0-3vs PHI95
- Fri, May 29W 7-5@ WSH7
- Sat, May 30L 4-9@ WSH14
- Sun, May 31L 2-4@ WSH97
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
What fans said
“Stammen should NOT have been allowed to hire his unqualified buddies for MLB coaching roles!”
u/KTF-2026▲ 142rage
“0 for fucking 35 with RISP Fire Souza into the sun”
u/Bitter-Egg6293▲ 140rage
“Manny and Merrill lost this game for us. Absolutely pathetic performance”
u/Holdmydicks▲ 139rage
“Andujar and company shit an entire alaskan king sized bed's worth down to the fucken bedframe.”
u/Quintossentials▲ 92rage
“Phillies gonna curb stomp the shit out of us”
u/Bitter-Egg6293▲ 71despair
“I never thought I'd say this, but I miss the 2025 Padres”
u/KTF-2026▲ 55despair
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