Philadelphia Phillies

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

• Mon, Apr 20L 1-5@ CHC92
• Tue, Apr 21L 4-7@ CHC84
• Wed, Apr 22L 2-7@ CHC88
• Thu, Apr 23L 7-8@ CHC80
• Fri, Apr 24L 3-5@ ATL93
• Sat, Apr 25W 8-5@ ATL29
• Sun, Apr 26L 2-6@ ATL89

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

What fans said

• “You'd have to be a real sicko to watch the Phillies instead of the flyers tonight.”

  u/Jeremy24Fan▲ 423despair

• “Can I sue his parents too for emotional distress? It’s pretty likely that drama has fucked his head and made him impossible to watch.”

  u/Rhodie114▲ 240rage

• “What kind of sick fuck is watching this garbage over the best Flyers game in the past 10 years?”

  u/mikechm▲ 211rage

• “I remember when we had fun with putting bobble heads in freezers but now we’ve escalated to burning trading cards — we truly are Dire Straits”

  u/TheRealBushwhack▲ 211despair

• “We get burned by so many deals like Walker and castellanos because we can’t develop, and then we only have enough to sign reclamation projects like Kepler, Romano and Garcia”

  u/bjblast4▲ 170betrayal

• “THIS FUCKEN SUCKS. THERE IS LITERALLY ZERO JOY WATCHING THIS TEAM RIGHT NOW. AND THAT MAKES ME VERY SAD.”

  u/United_Journalist373▲ 81despair

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