New York Mets

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

• Mon, Mar 30W 4-2@ STL25
• Tue, Mar 31L 0-3@ STL44
• Wed, Apr 1L 1-2@ STL82
• Thu, Apr 2L 2-7@ SFG70
• Fri, Apr 3W 10-3@ SFG32
• Sat, Apr 4W 9-0@ SFG2
• Sun, Apr 5W 5-2@ SFG21

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

What fans said

• “I'm convinced it truly does not matter who puts on the uniform. You could clone Ohtani 26 times and the Mets would still somehow find a way to suck.”

  u/GhinMartini▲ 69despair

• “I can more directly say “I hate that fat fuck Chris Christie” if you’d prefer”

  u/Steve_Kind_Of▲ 50rage

• “Fire Mendoza. Same low energy, heartless stuff we saw since June last year.”

  u/traded99▲ 49rage

• “Mendoza has to go man. Shoulda been out last year with the rest of that putrid coaching staff.”

  u/PaullyBeenis▲ 44rage

• “We suck. We’re always going to suck. The view never fucking changes.”

  u/JonnySports▲ 34despair

• “WHERE DO THEY GET THEIR BALLS?!”

  u/bco112▲ 34rage

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