MLB · Week of Mar 30–Apr 5

Minnesota Twins

2-4 this week · 3-6 overall · @ KCR, vs TBR

80

Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 64

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Mon, Mar 30L 1-3@ KCR97
  • Wed, Apr 1L 9-13@ KCR98
  • Thu, Apr 2W 5-1@ KCR54
  • Fri, Apr 3W 10-4vs TBR72
  • Sat, Apr 4L 1-7vs TBR81
  • Sun, Apr 5L 1-4vs TBR76

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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What fans said

  • “I hate this for the players. I love it for the Pohlads.”

    u/AnalAttackProbe▲ 484betrayal

  • “The Pohlads are losers. Always have been, always will be. Sell the team you cowards”

    u/principaljohnny▲ 129rage

  • “2023 payroll cut lost a huge portion of the fanbase. Last trade deadline destroyed what little goodwill they had left.”

    u/Rube18▲ 107rage

  • “This team will never be relevant with them as owners.”

    u/Last-Yam67▲ 103despair

  • “This team sucks and genuinley won't be good for a long time.”

    u/Cold-Satisfaction-71▲ 98despair

  • “I haven't even introduced my kids to baseball. No reason to watch whatsoever.”

    u/adam110785▲ 95despair

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