MLB · Week of Aug 10–16
Miami Marlins
4-2 this week · 64-61 overall · vs PIT, @ CIN
Misery Index · Meh · ▼ from 89
Limited datafewer than 100 comments scored this week.
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Tue, Aug 11W 2-0vs PIT—
- Wed, Aug 12W 8-2vs PIT—
- Thu, Aug 13L 1-13vs PIT—
- Fri, Aug 14L 0-1@ CIN—
- Sat, Aug 15W 8-4@ CIN—
- Sun, Aug 16W 7-1@ CIN48
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
What fans said
“I wouldn't leave my wallet laying around while he's in the room, but I don't think he would hit on my girl.”
u/OscarDelta333▲ 27sarcasm
“Aww I'm glad this putz is still showing up a couple times a season to let us all know he still has absolutely no idea how the law works.”
u/FreshFish305▲ 16sarcasm
“Lake: great guy/known terrorist”
u/jaybavaro▲ 13sarcasm
“Sandy and Eury going deep every single start are keeping this team afloat, despite Sherman’s worst effort paying for a total of two starting pitchers.”
u/YaYeetThePolice▲ 9frustration
“Bert single handedly losing this game for us”
u/DizzyDraw2323▲ 7rage
“Fuck you Berto. That’s inexcusable.”
u/Nickasmith1123▲ 5rage
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